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About This Poem

Dick Tracy

If I were a boy I’d wear mini skirts
I wouldn’t be manly for what it’s worth 
I love girly things
Like ribbons and rings -
I’d be a sexy transvestite who flirts!


3/25/12
For Frank's "If I were a boy" contest

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    Date: 4/8/2012 2:55:00 PM
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    Love the humorous twist you put on being a boy, got a laugh out of this one. Alexa
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    kathryn collins
    Date: 3/31/2012 10:22:00 AM
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    love love love it. Kathy
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 3/29/2012 9:57:00 PM
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    back to this awesome one to say, what a cute name you chose: black eyed susan.
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    daver austin
    Date: 3/28/2012 12:01:00 PM
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    Don't even think it, Susan. Ultra-feminine as you are, you'd make a lousy boy. Luck in the contest. daver
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    Arild Andresen Ertsland
    Date: 3/28/2012 11:20:00 AM
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    Im laughing out loud,Susan:-))) How on earth did you make this one come out of your pen? Reads like a winner to me:) ps!thanks for your comment.Hugs and a shoulder to cry on from me;)
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    Judy Ball
    Date: 3/27/2012 5:57:00 AM
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    This one is too funny Susan. It really made me smile. Good luck in the contest. God Bless, JB
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 3/26/2012 10:04:00 PM
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    hahaha, this is GREAT fun, Susan. Dick Tracy. WHAT A HOOT.
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    harry horsman
    Date: 3/25/2012 4:49:00 PM
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    this is different Susan, good enough to win like this. harry
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    jack horne
    Date: 3/25/2012 3:27:00 PM
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    LOL, had a good chuckle with this one, Susan
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    Ruben O.
    Date: 3/25/2012 2:26:00 PM
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    Awesome title! : ) My best wishes in Frank's Contest, Susan! Ruben.
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    Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 3/25/2012 10:58:00 AM
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    Great limerick, Susan - Ha! Dick Tracy! Wot a smashing title. Shoot, I had some ideas along this vein, and was going to name the main character, Richard, so that the title could be: Big Dick. You know, throw the reader off, have them think it was going to be a really dirty poem, and then showcase a very tame body lol. Best wishes in Frank's contest!
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    Carolyn Devonshire
    Date: 3/25/2012 10:43:00 AM
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    LOL Funny limerick, Susan. Best wishes in the contest. Love, Carolyn
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    Linda-Marie SweetHeart
    Date: 3/25/2012 9:48:00 AM
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    ha ha very cool write Susan.. good luck on this winner for sure.. some Dick Tracy.. thankxx for all your luv and concern.. I am home..now.. yeah..


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