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Tyrantasaurus Rexsue

There once was a T-Rex named Thor
Who found he couldn't reach for
His family jewels
So improvised "tools" -
That's why all the dinos are saur!


If you judge by the 
size of it's feet, the T-Rex
was ENORMOUS.


3/16/12
for "Show Me the Funny" contest

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  1. Date: 7/18/2013 10:44:00 PM
    love the title. LOL, thanks for the smile... congrats! love ~SKAT~

  1. Date: 7/15/2013 9:37:00 AM
    A good one Sue, congratulations on your well deserve win. Warm Smiles, Connie

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 5:39:00 PM
    congratulations in the contest.... mighty funny... love LINDA

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 4:22:00 PM
    funny poem! congrats on your win!

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 3:26:00 PM
    This is so funny!!! Congratulations on your well deserved win, Susan :))

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 11:31:00 AM
    Clever subject and very witty use of the 'saur'. Gave me a chuckle. Congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 11:06:00 AM
    Strange but definately clever. Congrats on the win...

  1. Date: 7/13/2013 11:42:00 PM
    As Carrie says here, almost X rated but done with such finesse, this is how I like humor to be. This is such a clever poem, Susan and I did not even realize it was yours right away even thought it was in that old contest where we had to name a dinosaur for ourselves!! I sure have a bad memory about past poems I have read. Anyway, This is priceless. Congrats in my contest.

  1. Date: 7/13/2013 8:54:00 PM
    This is so funny........almost x rated, but not quite!!! Congratulations on your well deserved win !

  1. Date: 3/31/2012 1:20:00 PM
    lol, susan.. congrats on you well deserved win!..:) huggs!

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  1. Date: 3/30/2012 3:44:00 AM
    Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D's "Dinosaur" contest Susan. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 3/29/2012 9:34:00 PM
    Congratulations,Susan!!!on your win...this is still as funny as the first time i read it...bighuggsss,love~deb

  1. Date: 3/29/2012 8:46:00 PM
    congrats Susan on a fabulous win for this dino delight luv.. and a very nice new name too luv..

  1. Date: 3/29/2012 8:29:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 3/29/2012 6:48:00 PM
    Congrats on your super win hugs vie

  1. Date: 3/29/2012 6:40:00 PM
    Tyrantasaurus Rexsue~.Congratulations ;-) with your awesome #2 THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ;-) my contest... Enjoyed your entry,~ always & forever*PD

  1. Date: 3/25/2012 4:32:00 PM
    Very, very funny and creative, Susan. This is a shoe in for a top spot in the contest. Love the last line of your limerick and the haiku had me rolling. Best wishes in the contest! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 3/20/2012 5:47:00 AM
    Funny entry, Tyrantossurus Rexsue! Thanks for the laugh this morning and BIG thanks for my placement in your last contest. It was so much fun! Blessings, Rhonda

  1. Date: 3/19/2012 9:44:00 AM
    S - thanks for your consideration of my "finish" poem, was very fun to see all the endings to that old line. This Dino entry is hilarious! If roses are red and violets are blue, TR better be careful not to step on his "shoe".

  1. Date: 3/19/2012 6:47:00 AM
    LOL, we were on the same page with this one, Susan! Thanks - loved your contest

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