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If I was a girl

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If I was a girl

If I was a girl
and ugly as a freak
my life was gonna be
miserable
first
i was gonna need
a total facelift
a huge nose job
and a job 
on my lips
a job on my boobs
and of course
a butt-lift
a fun guy to date
with tattoos,
and a sport car
and marry a guy
who works in Wall Street
loaded with money
and a villa
on the beach
a big SUV and a couple
of kids
who hopefully won't need
like me
a facelift...

Who said
i want to be a girl
anyway?!!!...



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  1. Date: 7/21/2012 12:28:00 PM
    Dino, congratulations. I did enjoyed this great piece. Cheers.

  1. Date: 4/13/2012 6:15:00 PM
    hahaha. GREAT humor. Love how you did yours and congrats on your win.

  1. Date: 4/10/2012 11:56:00 AM
    Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Frank's "If I Were A Boy/Girl" contest Dino. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 4/10/2012 10:26:00 AM
    Dino, congratulations with your win;-) Always~ PD

    Spahillari Avatar Dino Spahillari
    Date: 4/10/2012 11:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I always appreciate your good words.
  1. Date: 4/9/2012 10:12:00 AM
    A fun poem. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce

    Spahillari Avatar Dino Spahillari
    Date: 4/10/2012 11:20:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank You
  1. Date: 4/9/2012 9:15:00 AM
    way to go Dino.. congrats on a super win for a great composition luv.. so enjoyed..

    Spahillari Avatar Dino Spahillari
    Date: 4/10/2012 11:19:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks Linda...Long time...
  1. Date: 4/9/2012 6:50:00 AM
    Nice take, congartulations Dino xx

    Spahillari Avatar Dino Spahillari
    Date: 4/10/2012 11:19:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks You