The following statements
are figments of your imagination,
if it were not so, we would of course
steer you in the correct direction
to correct your lack of invisible
imaginary eye sight.
This message is brought to you
by the imaginary invisible station
I.M.A.G which is broadcast from
the mind of Silly Me…to ….you.
Our motto is: Invisible Imagination
cannot be seen with unimaginative
We pride ourselves on living up
to our motto !!
I.M.A.G is dedicated to the theory
that all imagened things not possible are
always possible when invisible
but can only be seen
in the imagination should there
possibly be one to find and should
you actually be able to see it if
it was actually there.
What you think you are reading
is simply a trick your eyes are playing
on your mind. We pride ourselves
on being able to accomplish this feat
so easily. There is actually no page
with words on it before you at this time.
Your screen is simply a blank blue
field of blue or green or whatever
our broadcast audience has deems
soothing to the invisible eye.
Our station is devoted to remaining
“Green”. Because we use neither
paper, nor ink, we feel we have met
the burden of always remaining
We will of course get a major
tax credit for our imaginary
Should I.M.A.G need to test its
broadcasting station or send out
an early response warning, we will
of course use our environmentally
friendly invisible ink for all to imagine
they are able to see and read.
Thank you for tuning in to this
invisibility statement. If you
have failed to see its unimaginable
invisible possibility message,
we sincerely apologize.
We cannot be held liable for your
lack of invisible imagination.