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Breakup Text

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Breakup Text

Last night you texted, "Honey, it’s the end"
But I will not cry…my heart will soon mend
‘Cuz I’ve got so many calls
Unlike you, from guys with balls
And tonight, those balls are of your best friend


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  1. Date: 4/16/2012 11:14:00 AM

    Congratulations on your well deserved win in Sidney~LeeAnn's "A Valentine Limerick" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 4/14/2012 8:15:00 AM

    Awesome limerick Natalie.....like you style of revenge : )

  1. Date: 4/14/2012 5:58:00 AM

    I am echoing DOMO below,...OUCH!! This one has gotta sting! Congrats on a fine win, Nat! You sure told him a thing or 2! You are very good at these lover limericks! :) Hope all is well on your side of the states! :) Gwendolen

  1. Date: 4/13/2012 10:30:00 PM

    Nat~~wow,,, this one is a late one... a super and wonderful congratulations.. with your valentine limerick * good night. :-) always~ PD

  1. Date: 4/13/2012 10:18:00 PM

    congrats on an awesome win Natalie luv..

  1. Date: 2/20/2012 11:54:00 AM

    Congratulations on your super placement in ~P.D's~ "Any Valentine Poem Will Do" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 2/19/2012 8:16:00 PM

    NATALIE.. CONGRATUALTIONS! ON YOUR wonderfuL win... ~ always*PD

  1. Date: 2/18/2012 5:25:00 PM

    Honorable indeed! First class all the way! This really made me laugh outloud and I think it is one of the funniest Limericks I have read in years! Congrats on your win!

  1. Date: 2/18/2012 4:36:00 PM

    Natalie, congrats on your win in today's PD's Valentine Contest!!! Hooray!!! Light and love, Gail

  1. Date: 2/18/2012 4:28:00 PM

    and what if he's not better than me?

  1. Date: 2/18/2012 1:07:00 PM

    Congrats, Natalie. Excellent. Great write. Nice going. luv Ralph

  1. Date: 2/18/2012 4:04:00 AM

    Nice one, sock it to him Congratulations xx

  1. Date: 2/14/2012 3:00:00 PM

    O U C H!....nuFF SaiD!

  1. Date: 2/11/2012 12:47:00 AM

    Gosh, I sure hope this one wins. HAsn't this even been judged yet?? Nice seeing your comment today. Luv,Andrea

  1. Date: 1/29/2012 9:00:00 PM

    You wouldn't.

  1. Date: 1/22/2012 11:05:00 AM

    You are brilliant Natalie !!!!oxox love Anne-Lise

  1. Date: 1/20/2012 8:38:00 PM

    I see I have strong competition in Sidney's contest. This is a very descriptive well-written limerick.

  1. Date: 1/17/2012 7:58:00 PM

    OH MY GOSH, this one is SO CLEVER. I would put this way up at the top if it were my contest!!!

  1. Date: 1/17/2012 5:38:00 AM

    You have such strong E_S_T_R_O_G_E_N_! Wow, I sure wouldn't want to breakup with you!!! ha ha. ...Curious, what kind of poetry is your favorite?...I believe you write great humorous poetry...yet there is a serious tone to your work also...feedback....

  1. Date: 1/17/2012 5:24:00 AM

    Wow... Lol... Natalie, maybe you should borrow this to my sister-inlaw...lol... Who's date where my brothers friend... Lol...glad she showed him what women are really made of... Xool entry... With luck... Lobe it...pd

  1. Date: 1/17/2012 2:39:00 AM

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..........

  1. Date: 1/17/2012 1:52:00 AM

    Disclaimer-They actually didn't have texting back when I was dating but I did date the bff of the guy who dumped me after 2 1/2 years. That showed him :)