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Cellblock Follies

The homophobic banker he was penned
That careless fool was found to misspend
He thought prison would be cake
Until he met fat old Jake
Now he has got a hairy boyfriend!

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    Vicky Tsiluma
    Date: 6/11/2012 5:57:00 AM
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    I'd say the banker is a recipient of his own irony but no one deserves a fat hairy boyfriend. Yikes!!! ...Congrats Natalie.
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    kash poet
    Date: 6/10/2012 7:31:00 AM
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    Congrats on your win in Andrea's contest.Enjoyed the fun here.Good to see you back.....
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    Ruben O.
    Date: 6/9/2012 8:12:00 PM
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    HA! Very funny, Natalie! Congrats on your win! Ruben.
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    RALPH TAYLOR
    Date: 6/9/2012 11:57:00 AM
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    Congrats, Natalie. Excellent. Nice going. huga, Ralph
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    craig cornish
    Date: 6/9/2012 10:59:00 AM
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    This is funny Natalie!!
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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 6/9/2012 7:13:00 AM
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    Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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    David Williams
    Date: 6/9/2012 7:06:00 AM
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    Nat, congrats on your win, love it..David
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    Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 6/9/2012 5:32:00 AM
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    Congratulations on a fine limerick xx
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    Terry O'Leary
    Date: 6/9/2012 4:56:00 AM
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    Congratulations on your HM! Funny... but scary... Terry
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 6/9/2012 12:44:00 AM
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    Yours was awesomely funny, Natalie. Congrats on the HM. Soupmail.
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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 2/7/2012 8:35:00 AM
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    Congratulations to you on your win in Debbie Guzzi 's "Change for the Meter" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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    Catie Lindsey
    Date: 2/5/2012 12:00:00 PM
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    funny! Congratulations for your win in Debbie's contest! hugs, Catie :)
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    mike dailey
    Date: 2/5/2012 10:56:00 AM
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    Hate the picture it paints but it paints it so well that I like the poem. MIke
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    David Williams
    Date: 2/5/2012 10:53:00 AM
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    Natalie congrats on your win..David
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    Gail Angel Doyle
    Date: 2/5/2012 9:29:00 AM
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    Natalie, Congrats on your win in Debbie's contest today. Hugs, Gail
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    Bob Quigley
    Date: 2/5/2012 8:27:00 AM
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    Love the limerick Natalie. Congratulations
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    James Fraser
    Date: 12/13/2011 1:11:00 PM
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    Many congratulations on your win in pd's Block contest. Now this is a poem that doesn't desire me to have images. Nice one Natalie :)
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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 12/12/2011 10:49:00 AM
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    Congratulations on your win in Destroyer ~Poet's "Block~Block~Block" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 12/10/2011 12:41:00 PM
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    NATALIE, CONGRATULATIONS on your wonderful #2 win in my BLOCK~BLOCK contest. Thank you for supporting a contest judged and inspired by my son... hope you don't mind... The contest was his idea... Sorry! That did not mention it on my contest page... Enjoy your day always,..p.d.
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 12/10/2011 11:41:00 AM
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    YES.... NATALIE... I WOULD BE INSULTED....LOL...I BEAT YOU TO THE HAT PUNCH...LOL.... NO NO NO.... I WAS ABOUT TO POST A BLOG IN MY SANTA HAT.... AND THANK YOU ..REALLY... BUT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... POP ON THE ""HAPPY NEW YEARS HAT""" BEFORE I DO... LOL.... YOU KEEP YOUR HAWAII LOOK.....LOL.... TA TA TA TA!!!! LOVE YA.... P.D.
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    jack horne
    Date: 12/7/2011 2:39:00 PM
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    LOL, I got a scary visual of big, hairy, old Jake : )

    The Rogue Rhymer Avatar Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Date: 12/7/2011 3:28:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    That's what I like to hear Jack :) Thanks so much and sorry that you had to face that type of trauma, btw!
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    Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 12/7/2011 10:50:00 AM
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    Hehe! *uggh!*@big ol' Jake(not that there is anything wrong with that!). Great limerick, Natalie - nice 9/9/6/6/9 sillybull count. Best wishes in the contest.

    The Rogue Rhymer Avatar Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Date: 12/7/2011 11:20:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL Chris! Thanks kindly for your comment :)
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    Robert Pettit
    Date: 12/6/2011 11:51:00 PM
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    Crime doesn't pay. That's what your well-written limerick is saying.

    The Rogue Rhymer Avatar Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Date: 12/7/2011 11:20:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Robert...Yes, crime doesn't pay and neither does being a homophobe....Let people do what they want....it's their business :)
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 12/6/2011 11:51:00 PM
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    thank you for the support,..p.d.

    The Rogue Rhymer Avatar Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Date: 12/7/2011 11:20:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks hon for sponsoring the contest :)
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    john loving iii
    Date: 12/6/2011 8:04:00 PM
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    what a filthy mind.

    The Rogue Rhymer Avatar Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Date: 12/6/2011 9:43:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Glad someone thinks so I guess :)
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    Nancy Jones
    Date: 12/6/2011 5:42:00 PM
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    hahahahahahaHA! WTG, Natilie, love it!~N

    The Rogue Rhymer Avatar Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Date: 12/6/2011 9:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Awesome Nancy-thanks so very much :)
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    Mystic Rose
    Date: 12/6/2011 5:25:00 PM
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    Cute one Natalie, I enjoyed the read. Good luck in the contest. hugs,vie

    The Rogue Rhymer Avatar Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Date: 12/6/2011 9:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks so much Vie!


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