Sometimes I'm not where most think me to be.
I'm on another plane in a separate reality.
I walk the shores of some of this planet's most beautiful beaches.
I explore regions of unknown outer space beyond today's reaches.
I also have the ability to slow down and suspend time.
One minute in your reality can be a full year in mine
and I assure you that my reality attained through transcendental meditation
is just as real for me as what is real for you my friend.
It's not a delusion. It's not an hallucination.
It's An Alternate Real Reality Variation.