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A Drama Queen's Average Afternoon

Excuse me mister, you just walked by
You eyed me up and down and acted real sly
You came real close and as you walked past
You looked like you wanted to grab my ass!
I will demand you stop with that very thought
Over this fine behind, many fights have been fought
So move on by and don’t be looking back
And you best be taking your eyes off my rack!

Hey kid, why are your pants so low?
You are a hoodlem…you must be selling blow!
I’m sure you are here to rob this guy blind!
Someday soon you’re sure to be confined!

Come back here waitress…look what you served me!
This is so bitter…and you call this tea?
Take this right back…and you can forget a tip!
That loud mouth of yours…you better zip!
Don’t give me that look, you caddy girl!
Looking at your ugly face make me want to hurl!
OK, it’s painfully obvious you are crazy...out to kill…
So I'll show you exactly where you can shove this bill!!!

*****Annoying Ringtone*************

"Hi Peter!  What am I up to...not much!  Just having some delicious tea at this fantastic  place on Main.  I ran into some really nice people on my way here.  You should meet my waitress...She is just lovely!"

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  1. Date: 9/15/2012 11:34:00 PM

    Reading your funny poems definitely puts a big smile on my face. :) Thanks so much for your comments on my poems. I really like your work.

  1. Date: 4/4/2012 11:44:00 PM

    hahaha. you are always sure to please with your witty poems. I miss you. Never seem to see you much here. congrats on the great poem. I loved the twist.

  1. Date: 4/4/2012 7:15:00 AM

    congrats on another win with this fun piece! :)

  1. Date: 4/3/2012 10:04:00 PM

    NAT , Congratulations with your awesome poem, in Nathan's contest.. Have yourself a good night. :-) , luv~PD

  1. Date: 4/3/2012 11:27:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win in Nathan's contest Natalie. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 4/3/2012 9:15:00 AM

    Congrats on your win, Natalie. Outstanding piece. LOL. Nice going, my friend. luv and huggs, Ralphie

  1. Date: 4/3/2012 9:04:00 AM

    I smiled from ear to ear, good one Natalie worthy of win hope your doing well, hugs to you from Vie

  1. Date: 4/3/2012 8:24:00 AM

    congrats, ;-)

  1. Date: 3/24/2012 6:12:00 PM

    Wonerful piece, kept me enthralled to the end.

  1. Date: 3/9/2012 11:47:00 AM

    Natalie, congrats on your win, this has your name written all over it he he he, love it.. miss you writing on here where are you hiding?...David

  1. Date: 3/9/2012 9:43:00 AM

    congrats Natalie on a stupendous write and win for this theme luv.. excellent dramatic lines lace this piece with intensity luv.. happy weekend..

  1. Date: 3/9/2012 6:42:00 AM

    Congratulations on your placement in Yasmin's contest Natalie. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 12/26/2011 10:18:00 AM

    hahaha i love how you implement comedy into your poems. good one, happy holidays.

  1. Date: 11/30/2011 8:48:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win in Susan's "Overreactions and Drama Queens" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 11/29/2011 10:46:00 AM

    Keep the bill...not staying for the drawing anyway. Smile. congrats on your worthy poem win. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 11/10/2011 11:40:00 AM

    I guess having someone stare at your "rack" makes you uncomfortable, Natalie. You really captured the spirit of "over-reactions" in this poem. Judging kids by their pants? Amazing how some folks do this and poor waitresses get a lot of abuse. Tell the caddy girl to take a hike to the next fairway. LOL Great entry for the contest! Best wishes for success, Carolyn

    The Rogue Rhymer Avatar Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Date: 11/29/2011 12:17:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    No Carolyn I use it to my advantage-gets me many doors opened and free booze :)
  1. Date: 11/8/2011 12:01:00 PM

    LOL, yes, I've certainly seen many ladies like this one - brilliant observations. Yes, I think I was as pleased as you were : )

  1. Date: 11/6/2011 7:39:00 PM

    This is hilarious and entertaining. Enjoyed, Love, Vie