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Michelle Mac Donald

Date: 7/25/2012 10:23:00 AM

Blows your chances of working at a pet shop, Nathan! Now, what will be left for the snake to eat? If it's a biggie, you'd better watch out! A fun write to smile over, thank you for sharing your wit! Best wishes, Mikki

S. K. A. T.

Date: 7/2/2012 1:58:00 PM

I 'll smack your grandma on the ass lol haha returning that haha right back atya

peggy caulfield

Date: 6/7/2012 8:18:00 AM

I love animals equally. Animal cruelty, to any animal is sin. God created every beast of the field and He expects them to be treated well. I have had snakes, cats, pups, hamsters; and right now i have a lizard and a cat. Now of them would I ever think to harm.

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 5/22/2012 7:29:00 AM

I am stopping by your poetry to thank you for your kind comments on my writing. It has been a pleasure to read yours today Nathan. Love, Carol

Gwendolen R.

Date: 3/13/2012 6:24:00 AM

This was like a twisty winding rhyming road of delight! Fun and daring...just curious, u ever work'd in a pet store?..ha ha. Gwendolen

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/24/2011 6:51:00 PM

Nathan, my love..Have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. May your Wishes come true this coming Year! ((with me))God, bless you and your happy family. Always, here to enjoy the love that goes around the soup... ~p.d.

Robert Pettit

Date: 12/20/2011 12:09:00 PM

Follow the advice of Bob Barker and Drew Carey to help control the pet population, and everything you have described above will not be necessary.

Lizzie Treetop

Date: 11/28/2011 6:18:00 AM

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I am laughing so hard I can't stop. I see it was six puppies not five! "I love you baby and if it's quite allright I need you baby "Oh we all take ourselves so seriously!!! Thank you, thank you Nathan. I'm still laughing! lizzie

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 11/12/2011 3:20:00 PM

papa smurf said your the evil one... lol...p.d.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/27/2011 10:33:00 AM

what ever makes you feel good you TARD or was it TURD... does not matter... you are the failure to my existence.. now crawl back into my a$$... if you don't mind... I did not say you could go outside and play with out your medication, called an enema... come on..I"M WAITING....p.d.

Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/27/2011 10:34:00 AM

to my existence I mean... anywho......

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/27/2011 10:03:00 AM

~~Reading Rainbow Theme Song~~ Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Take a look It's in a book A Reading Rainbow I can go anywhere Friends to know And ways to grow A Reading Rainbow I can be anything Take a look It's in a book A Reading Rainbow A Reading Rainbow

daver austin

Date: 10/24/2011 1:35:00 PM

Don't come to my house. It is full of cats and they will eat you up! daver

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/24/2011 3:59:00 AM

cruel fffffff. er,... im calling the humane society,,, take care in jail,,

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/22/2011 7:41:00 PM

This is GREAT fun to read. How you ended with that nasty snake being the one saved. How interesting. I love cats and dogs. But oh well, I sure enjoyed this.

Chris D. Aechtner

Date: 10/22/2011 5:27:00 PM

Oh my, oh my, the sheer cruelty of this poem....but it is a very entertaining read. Seems as if you are starting to get into the swing of things again.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 10/22/2011 2:52:00 PM

Interesting thoughts penned..Yes, spay and neuter your pets so that there won't be offsprings running around on the floor..Thanks for stopping by, reading, and taking time to comment..Sara

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 10/22/2011 11:07:00 AM

Well like this poem but don't like killing anything -you can have the lizards and the snake for they have no room in my house for goodness sake. ha ha Yes, some people just have no consideration for pets and don't know how to take care of them. God Bless phyl

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/22/2011 9:41:00 AM

I think I shall call this,, ummmm~ utterly fluttery gas passing knee slapping funny.. or should I say "ARE YOU ILL BOY".. I feel cluttered muttered,, and buttered ,, wait thats the turtle.. did U know i happen to like all animals,, except the snake and lizard.. smash the lizards U may..bash the snake "I SAY!". what's wrong with you Jakitz.. puppies are cute.. "HEY! wait a minute..I got 6 puppies".. you better not have no evil plans.. Or else U will be my pumpkin this year.. bye love U,..p.d.