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Upset Tummy


When her gastrointestinal tract 
went gurglly and angrily talked back;   
lamented my Maria, 
"This damn diarrhea 
with me flat on my back so lacks tact."

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  1. Date: 10/16/2011 1:53:00 AM

    that's not good (the diarrhea I mean, not the poem!) haha. Cute one. People named Maria don't have much else to rhyme with, do they? My name is like that, hardly any rhymes for it!!

  1. Date: 10/14/2011 1:43:00 PM

    OK!

  1. Date: 10/12/2011 8:21:00 PM

    Uh Oh, John, makes me want to run to you know where. Hilarious verse that teases the mind with needed speed.