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There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

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There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe


The old woman in the shoe scandal 
who had those kids, too much to handle.  
Now that they are full grown
and she is home alone, 
she'll down-size to a sandal.

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  1. Date: 11/4/2011 6:19:00 AM
    Great Wit. you always deliver!

  1. Date: 10/21/2011 4:05:00 AM
    John Smith! Love it! Glad u talk to empty nesters...ha ha. This is splendid. Please read my TOTUS is MIA...in the spirit of your limericks. Gwendolen

  1. Date: 10/11/2011 1:19:00 PM
    ha! this is hilarious! can I ask, what inspired this? too funny :P

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    Date: 10/11/2011 1:53:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    An empty nest friend mentioned this old nursery rhyme, and it began to bounce around inside my head. Glad it made you laugh.
  1. Date: 10/10/2011 10:12:00 AM
    LOL, good one : )

  1. Date: 10/9/2011 9:57:00 PM
    I'll slide into this, but won't tell a soul!

  1. Date: 10/9/2011 5:48:00 PM
    lol... votin' for this one, too :D ~N