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bedwetter

I never have to pee, as bad as when I'm asleep. I hold it so long, bladder so strong, Thank goodness for yellow sheets.

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  1. Date: 10/8/2011 6:53:00 PM

    Cute..It is not funny for the child whom has this problem..Creative idea in this one..Thanks for stopping by..I know your dog loves its name for being called to come to chow or to be petted is associtated with the name..Sara

  1. Date: 10/7/2011 7:47:00 PM

    hahaha. GREAT funny

  1. Date: 10/7/2011 12:06:00 PM

    eugh! ;) Remember for limericks to be really good lines 1, 2 &5 should rhyme

    Dixon Avatar Robert Dixon Date: 10/7/2011 12:55:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I used a technique called slant rhyme. Thanks for the comment!