When you and your friends are at the bar,
you spot a lovely women from afar.
How do I talk to her, thinking of a scheme.
He asked a friend to work as a team.
“Go stand by her, when I get up, quickly walk outside.”
I don't know if this plan will work, but at least I tried.
His friend goes over and minute later he stands up.
He walks over and stops her from drinking the cup.
“Ma'am don't, that guy just put something in your drink.”
“Who did? Where did he go?” “I scared him off I think.”
“Thank you, you could have just saved my life right there.”
“Yeah that guy didn't look right, mind if I pull up a chair?”
The rest of the night went better than great.
Since I was her savior, she said yes to a date.
Is this genius or criminal, that's for you to decide.
But it was sure fun doing it and going for the ride.
**For Natalie's contest "Genius or Criminal?"***