Cruising To Insanity
I did it! I finally got a newer car and I am very proud
Calling my friends and family now, to tell them so out loud
Its green, has a sunroof, just perfect, just for me
PT Cruiser is my car that has made me so very happy!
A little bit bumpy, but I’m told because it’s a box car
Don’t know if I could take, all that jumping if I drive far
What? A flat? I must have ran over glass or a nail
Will get it fixed because I don’t want to catch the train rail
Again? It’s flat? Well how can that be?
Don’t know why, maybe the tires are faulty
No, something’s wrong, this happens every week
Tires are good but there seems to be a slow leak
Maybe someone’s letting out the air in my tires
I wish they would stop because my temperature’s on fire!
Four times this month, I have to find the blue book
So I go to the computer just to take a look
Most complaints written, were about the tires losing air
Not my new baby that I was bragging about here & there!
Wow! There you go! This car had me saying profanity
But now I know it’s the tires, which had me cruising to insanity!