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Trader Joe

<                           once there was a man named trader Joe
                             could do nothing with hair so let grow
                             under big coonskin hat
                             fleas tick and his pet rat
                             mercantile's just say Oh Hell No


                            once there was saloon name lucky spur
                            where traders brought in their hunted furs
                            in walks old trader Joe
                            miss Molly said let's go
                            now both itch scratch from leftover burrs


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  1. Date: 11/9/2011 1:16:00 AM

    PET RAT....NICE! Funny and witty-licious!

  1. Date: 8/22/2011 4:17:00 PM

    Congratulations on your placement in Moses' "Boisterous Comedy" contest Katherine. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 8/22/2011 4:00:00 PM

    Congratulations on the win in the contest of John, catherine

  1. Date: 8/21/2011 10:38:00 PM

    Thanks Katherine fo your humorous write in my contest. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 8/21/2011 5:29:00 PM

    hey Katherine congrats on your win David

  1. Date: 8/21/2011 4:50:00 PM

    Congrats Katherine on a wonderful win with this witty write my friend.. superbly fun filled piece .. enjoy as we are on vacation for two weeks in Florida with three grand babies..oh so cute..and so fun..luv..

  1. Date: 8/14/2011 9:09:00 PM

    hahah nice humor, katherine