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Bed Battle

Sweet dreams and I love you
It starts so simple and pure
and then before you know it,
you're in a full fledged war

Honey you're on my side
Could you scootch over just a little?
Well sweetie-pie I tried,
but you're laying in the middle

Please don't wake me if I mumble
I was asleep for goodness sake
If I wanted a real conversation
I would have stayed awake

Now you're starting to snore
You've stolen all my cover
I can't take this anymore
You, with my pillow, I'll smother

Now that I finally drifted asleep
Rudely, I've been awakened
Was that kick an accident,
or were you really fakin'?

I'm tired of not getting sleep
I fear danger in the future looms
Because I'm past wanting separate beds,
I want separate rooms!

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  1. Date: 8/5/2011 2:34:00 PM

    This can really start some stuff, but.....truth sometimes hurts....loved this

  1. Date: 8/5/2011 2:24:00 PM

    Oh I know what your saying!.....haha

  1. Date: 8/5/2011 2:08:00 PM

    my wifes like that , lovely write about the bedroom, good poem