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It's a Myth, Women do like Spiders

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It's a Myth, Women do like Spiders

The woman who dreamt of a spider
Awoke to find it inside her
With a scream and a yell
she thought, " oh! what the hell"
Eight hands, oh my! what a provider









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  1. Date: 7/25/2011 10:34:00 AM
    I like it better when they sit down beside her - inside her is too creepy but the verse is cute none the less.

  1. Date: 7/21/2011 6:03:00 AM
    huh uh James, I still don't like 'em even with their eight hands lol :) enjoyed it!! Hope you are okay Mr. Inverness :) x

  1. Date: 7/20/2011 8:39:00 PM
    oooo yes we do, James,.. enjoyed your poem,, have yourself a wonderful and blessed day,..p.d.

  1. Date: 7/20/2011 6:13:00 PM
    funny yet creepy....I worry and pray for you my friend.

    Fraser Avatar James Fraser
    Date: 7/21/2011 1:26:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Nobody needs to pray for me as I don't pray for others :)
  1. Date: 7/20/2011 4:06:00 PM
    James this is hysterical! Perfect for a limerick you absolutely nailed it!