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Farts

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Farts

Farts
Is What I'm writing so shut up
those stinky little things attract shark
when a dude comes and says whats up?
those little atoms of gas make a shape of hearts

when it hits your body it makes dirty little marks
of scars and weird looking faces 
and ranginess of those chemical-butt made farts
sometime you try not to smell it
and you hold your breath and it becomes red as a fox
then you have to visit Dr. Cox
who have Goldy locks
Also see the electric man
because farts are like electrical shots
Farts make you smell
Like socks
that were soaked in mops 
and this is our story about farts
so don't eat beans
or wear jeans
to avoid this catastrophic
smells that numbs
made by a thing behind that drops bombs 
 

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  1. Date: 7/17/2011 1:02:00 PM
    how hilarious!

  1. Date: 7/14/2011 5:30:00 AM
    A warm welcome to PoetrySoup I offer to you Leo and Alex. I wish for you the best in your writing endeavors whatever they may be. May you find inspiration by reading some of the poetry written here by other poets. Read and comment on their's and they will return in kind. May the sun shine on you that you might find great joy in your life. Love and blessing always, Carol

  1. Date: 7/13/2011 6:35:00 PM
    Creative and interesting, Leo

  1. Date: 7/13/2011 11:38:00 AM
    Enjoyed reading your poetry today Leo and Alex . Thank you for sharing and I will be back again soon to read more of your writing. Love, Carol