Carl Rogers was an humble man,
who dreamed of being a stud;
for when it came to the bedroom,
Poor Carl was a boring dud!
He created himself a sexual tool,
powered by electricity;
guaranteed for maximum pleasure,
a boost to his sexuality!
A simple strap around his waist,
two electrodes attached to his rear;
a remote control for levels of speed,
to please the lady he loved so dear!
One Saturday he stopped over,
his girlfriend was dressed in red;
after a romantic candle-lit dinner,
they hurried off to her bed!
Carl was lean and ready,
as he strapped on his device,
when they began to fool around,
she was reaching paradise!
That's when he pushed the button,
increasing his sexual speed;
"I'm the man!!"...he boldy cried,
a mistake he made indeed!
Carl wanted to go much faster,
setting the dial for super power;
by now he was ego trippin',
his goal was to last an hour!
Sparks began to fill the room,
followed by a burst of flame;
electricity let loose a crackle,
Carl was the one to blame!
Volts passed through their bodies,
the hair of their heads stood on end;
what started out as pleasure,
wasn't pleasure for our friends!
A hole burned through the mattress,
as they both crashed to the floor;
she grabbed Carl by his hairy ear,
and tossed him out the door!
Standing naked in her view,
his butt severely scorched;
he begged his girl for mercy,
as he cried out on the porch!
Men take heed to this story,
insecurity's rapidly bred;
be happy with the love you're given,
stupidity will get you kicked outta bed!