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WHINE on MOGEN DAVID WINE


Mom used to drink this wine for a tonic,
I had no idea she meant a colonic.
So I snuck some of this swill,
moved more than an EX LAX pill
cause the gas sounds were quite polyphonic!


Written 6/22/2011 for the ‘Bottle of Wine” contest

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  1. Date: 6/22/2011 8:32:00 AM

    very funny , witty and humorous expression, John

  1. Date: 6/22/2011 7:59:00 AM

    Great Limerick John, yes I also find wine to be quite gassy. I enjoyed the read. Best to you in the contest~ Caryl

  1. Date: 6/22/2011 6:49:00 AM

    I have used MD to chase cheap whiskey before! Not only does it hurt your tummy but kills your head too! Fun read keep em coming- Mike