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  1. Date: 7/18/2011 4:05:00 PM

    I love it! So funny, and well put!

  1. Date: 7/13/2011 10:48:00 PM

    ummm, I checked out your poem, the typo's still there O_0 glad to be of any help though-- are my eyes playing tricks on me or what? Maybe, you edited it for your own copy? Weird though how your comment posted twice and at different times? Comments are now self-posting or something?

    p.iNk Avatar binibining p.iNk Date: 7/13/2011 10:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks as well for your comments in mine :)-- I had fun writing that weird one... ;)
  1. Date: 6/28/2011 6:57:00 PM

    funny....I like it!!

  1. Date: 6/18/2011 11:04:00 AM

    Wow , Awesome!!! limericks don't come funnier than this..Loved it so much. A big Congrats to you Chris on your very well deserved win..gautami

  1. Date: 6/17/2011 11:22:00 AM

    Many congrats on your wins in 'Scissors' and 'Sonnets', Chris : )

  1. Date: 6/17/2011 11:06:00 AM

    Very creative work..Enjoyed..Congrats..Sara

  1. Date: 6/17/2011 4:11:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s contest Chris. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/17/2011 1:52:00 AM

    Pashed in Aus is kissed quite well, Dragged to the floor with tinker belle, watch out for Aunties bloody gun :) great verse mate, on ya, Don

  1. Date: 6/16/2011 9:10:00 PM

    haha! You definitely ROCKed with this one (sorry I am being soo corny with my greetings, using "you rock!" "This rocks" everywhere, lol! I need lunch!) -- I think your aunt will be happy :D Super congrats on your win, Chris :D btw replied to soupmail, were you being cryptic?

  1. Date: 6/16/2011 8:57:00 PM

    OH MY, this one is MY fav of all I have seen of the entries. I just really love the dark humor of this one. FAVE

  1. Date: 6/16/2011 6:13:00 PM

    Well I guess I would run too. Congratulations Chris. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 6/16/2011 5:14:00 PM

    That's hilarious, Chris. Now you have me wondering what your aunt is like. LOL Congratulations on your win in PD's contest! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 6/16/2011 5:06:00 PM

    Thanks for entering my contest Chris, enjoyed you entry, congrats on your win:),..p.d.

  1. Date: 6/16/2011 4:46:00 PM

    Congrats Chris on your big win in PD's cool contest with this cool piece luv.

  1. Date: 6/16/2011 4:34:00 PM

    My congratulations on the second place win in the contest, Chris

  1. Date: 6/16/2011 4:07:00 PM

    Congratulations on your 2nd place win! I remember reading this earlier and loving it. Still do!

  1. Date: 6/16/2011 4:04:00 PM

    Congrats on your placement in the contest - scary Aunt!

  1. Date: 6/14/2011 5:31:00 PM

    Cute poem Chris, best of luck, now regarding your blog about your contest and the "tetractys, at first I was a bit confused about it, but once I got going, I did not want to stop, it is like you say not a hard form, but the words selected seem to be important, anyways, I hope I got it right, but either way it was a blast writing it for you~~

  1. Date: 6/13/2011 2:04:00 PM

    Thanks for the warning Chris lol, very funny and good luck in the contest. Alexa

  1. Date: 6/13/2011 10:00:00 AM

    Thanks for the comments btw, it was pretty cool I placed high in that contest. The greeting gave me a start though, I forgot who I was...lately I've been thinking I'm more of a mushroom.

  1. Date: 6/13/2011 9:55:00 AM

    Talk about trigger-finger! Anyway, I knew there was something about that -ish...although to be honest, I was thinking it might be a code for ++hours. Just kidding....yeah, do time yourself each time. Might come in handy some day. Your aunt ever play poetry quick-draw?

  1. Date: 6/13/2011 7:02:00 AM

    Very funny! Good luck in the contest!

  1. Date: 6/13/2011 6:35:00 AM

    Hey there Chris, your aunt is quite clever.. elimanating the competition with her reputation lol ;)

    Neels Avatar Wilma Neels Date: 6/13/2011 10:24:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    That word "caliber" should be a clue for me to steer clear lol.. Btw, I heard about that game.. Hmmm you sure it is fictional? ;D
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/13/2011 8:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Nah, my Aunt wouldn't really kill anyone. This is fictional. I swear....
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/13/2011 8:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oh, it is more than just reputation....the big caliber really works well for her. Playing "Clue" (you know that game?), with her is frightening, because it becomes a real life search for the victim lol....
  1. Date: 6/12/2011 10:56:00 PM

    ahahaha! I just read your comments -- actually changed it when I saw your limerick? hahaha I wasn't reading the rules :p

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/13/2011 8:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I figured you would change the title around the same time my comment was left, but I wanted to get the reply in anyway.
  1. Date: 6/12/2011 10:55:00 PM

    haha! NO FAIR, Auntie doesn't play nice >.0!! kapow! umm is that the right sound effect?? this is a fun limerick, honestly made me laugh-- my entry is sorta like sweet cornball, hahahaha--

  1. Date: 6/12/2011 9:30:00 PM

    oops .. bad Auntie ..bad Auntie..but good poetry Chris.. good luck int he contest luv.. awesome of course .. the best luv..

  1. Date: 6/12/2011 9:28:00 PM

    very funny . Well crafted work . I liked the way you brought humour to this paper scissor and rock !

  1. Date: 6/12/2011 9:25:00 PM

    Hi, chris.. Really I am upset.. This is to long and b.s... I just wrote to the soup again.. Im gonna call my credit card tomorrow and enforce them to cancel the transaction.. I logged on just to see if u had a blog up already.. I want to see what I payed for... Bye..

    A  Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 6/14/2011 2:21:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/13/2011 8:29:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    P.D., I don't know wot is going on with this simple transaction? Just don't get too stressed about it.
    A  Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 6/12/2011 9:28:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oi.. That is.. Can think alike ..
    A  Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 6/12/2011 9:27:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Lol.. About the poem.. I already graded.. Did not know it was your.. But I laughed to myself.. And gosh they beat me to the gun line.. Very clever.. I guess some can't think alike..