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So long, Osama

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So long, Osama

This here is a poem
I wrote it just because
I had a funny punchline
I don't remember what it was

It was something about Osama
That is all that I remember
Come to think, it wasn't funny
It was about the eleventh of September

Oh yes, it went something like...
May your ashes be fed upon by hemroid suffering fish who die of constipation so that 
you rot for days in their smelly bowels before being filtered by a festering oyster. And 
may that oyster be eaten by Michael Moore and give him food poisoning that causes 
him to retch. And may that vomit be swept into the trash which is fed to a sick pig. And 
may that pig die of the ebola virus and be incinerated...making you twice baked. Twice 
baked potatoes bin Laden.
yes...it was something like that, only better.

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