They said it was time to go on.
The audience claps had begun.
I strolled on the stage
in my thong that was beige.
The spotlight now on me was thrown.
I started to twist and to turn.
My face was so red it did burn.
Embarrassed to be
exposed and so free.
I said, "Aw I'll dance, what the durn!"
The music was loud and so fast.
To keep dancing was such a hard task.
I strutted around.
My thong fell to ground!
Burlesque BAH, my first and my last!!!!!
*For Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque Boutique" contest