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Ann and Andy Drogynous

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Ann and Andy Drogynous

~Ann and Andy Drogynous~
(sung to the tune of ‘Mister and Mississippi’)

She would wear a pantsuit
He wore a pink beret
Ann and Andy Drogynous
Had a neuter way.
I’d love to have their bathroom
My odor would improve
Their towels could be hanging
As paintings at the Louvre.

Oh, he would do the ironing,
Her hair does need a comb.
Ann and Andy Drogynous
Re-modeled my old home.

Until I heard them talking
I thought that he was she
Ann and Andy Drogynous
Sang alto with a glee.
He’ll be watching ‘Housewifes’
While she field dresses deer
He’ll be eating tofu
And she’ll be drinking beer.

Oh, he would do the ironing,
Her hair does need a comb.
Ann and Andy Drogynous
Re-modeled my old home.

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  1. Date: 4/8/2011 10:52:00 AM
    As this week draws to an end here I sit reading such wonderful poetry. I am happy yours is one of the ones I am reading today James. I wish you a healthy, joyful, inspiration filled weekend. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 4/8/2011 4:46:00 AM
    Well I don't know the tune, but it was easy enough to make one up. Funny piece, nice play on words - enjoyed