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MISTER JACK DANIELS AND SOME BEER IS HOW I GOT HERE by Poefree

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MISTER JACK DANIELS AND SOME BEER IS HOW I GOT HERE by Poefree

 MISTER JACK DANIELS AND BEER IS HOW I GOT HERE

I decided to take me a on a little road trip
Just me and Jack Daniels so I took me a sip
Mr. Daniels with a chaser I didn’t need
And neither Jack nor I knew where the road would lead

At mile marker number 15 I drank me some more
Jack told me I needed some food so we stopped at a store
Bought me some bologna, cheese and a six pack of beer
Revved up my ride and threw her in gear

Mr. Daniels demanded I go a lot faster
And pretty soon that brown bottle became my master 
A nip of Jack and a  sip of beer is all I required
Some people might have but I never grew tired

The road stretched before us as if it were our guide
Exactly where we were headed we didn’t decide
Mr. Daniels sat next  to me insisting where I steer
While in the back seat sat my silent six pack of  beer

Jack and the beer were having some convoluted conversation
But I told them both to shut up or I’d lose my concentration
I held tightly to the wheel as we sped down the road
With me unawares that soon I’d be carrying a heavy load 

My vehicle vied with a violation of the law
We wanted to go to a flick  but ended up at the shore
On the way home I made certain no Jack or beer spilled
And then the Judge gave me five to ten for the people I killed
                  © 2011.….Poefree

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