Thanks for grabbing me a "RED BULL,"
because I don't like the way your slams taste.
The creativity in my head stays full,
and your poetry is such a waste!
"PLAYBOY," you got that right,
at least that's what your girlfriend called me.
I let her go because of her overbite,
plus I heard you gave her an S.T.D.!
Which volume you suggest I read?
I mastered my poetic skill -
So just follow my lead!
No need to "read,"
When I studied the moves in the movie.
I'm giving you a nosebleed,
and like AUSTIN POWERS, that's "GROOVIE!"
I read your lame comment,
'you're just getting started?'
Your ego smells like vomit,
or more like you farted!
You say "LOSER" wil be attached to my name.
But what will "you" be when I literally tear-your-ass-out-the-frame?!
See, it's about "word-play," and "punch lines" that make a "slam."
For example: I'm sacrificing you on my poetic pentagram!
Stupid white boy, have you ever listened to "Hip-Hop?"
or did you learn about "rhyme battles" from your desk top?
Clearly you have no clue, nor have you ever listened tp "Rap."
I wish I could grab a-hold of you and show you a "bit#h slap!"
See here on the "soup" no one cares, we stand all alone.
So before I kill you, tell me what you'd like engraved on your tombstone!
Soupers see "slam" as childish poetry, like "polution" if you will.
These slams between you and me, they don't care who has the skill!
The average souper is "50 + years old," so they could care less!
These poets don't care if I put you in a choke hold, and make you walk around in a
Soupers soupmail me and say you don't belong, that your poetry is "dumpster-juice!"
You've done nothing necessarily wrong, it's just your rhymes are poetic abuse!
But I see you have a cheerleader on your side,
Or is he your "boyfriend?"
You and Chris are like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
- setting a new trend!
Chris said it was a "LOW-BLOW,"
talking about your "mom."
But Chris stop following the "rainbow"
and swallowing "napalm;)"
continued in part 2 of Slam 6