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Slamming dakarai cobb part 1

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Slamming dakarai cobb part 1

Soupers quiet down, quiet down, dakarai cobb is in for a shock.
I'm gonna smash this clown, so let me metamorphose into the Poetic Warlock.
Soupers put your hands in the air, and chant my name to the sky.
You poets can tell by my demonic stare; dakarai is about to die!!

Give "you" some ammo?  dakarai, a true slammer would have his gun cocked and 
loaded!
You are such a "lame-o," for I read your comment - clearly noted.
Soupmail after soupmail you begged for a piece of the Poetic Warlock.
But a certain poetess had me under her spell, because of what she did to my c#$k!

You are not a worthy opponent for me, because I only battle the best.
I know you intend to "bite" my poetry, for you notice how I do in each contest!
Matter of fact, do you ever win?  Do you ever "place?"
Let me show you my diabolical pen, and what I will do to your face!

First I will staple your lips, then super glue your eyes shut.
I will strangle you with a bullwhip, but not before I kick your poetic butt!
Dude this slam is giving me a raging hardon, tell your girlfriend I said "Hey"
I gave her the nickname "Jaw-bone" and still have her purple negligee.

You called my open challenge a joke, dakarai you just have no clue.
My poetic gun will smoke, and I'll gladly annihilate you!
My poetic vault is filled to capacity, and after I'm done, I'm sending you to the electric 
chair!
You have the audacity to ask for ammo for your gun - punk you're not even ready for 
warfare!

You're a child playing a grown mans game, and I'm putting you in checkmate.
These soupers are chanting my name, and your "head" they wanna see me 
decapitate!
I will take off your ugly head, and defecate down your throat.
You will end up dead fighting a poetic heavyweight, and there is no antidote!

Note: I will enjoy slamming you back to back to back - can you keep up? After I'm 
done with you, you'll end up cutting your wrists.  lol

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  1. Date: 3/14/2011 6:41:00 PM
    the mind of a deep dark poet never at rest, the challenge are you putting us all through a test, simmer down there killer you might find winner, whos deep dark side is that far more of the original sinner... love your slam

  1. Date: 3/7/2011 8:28:00 PM
    very dark! so much rage.

  1. Date: 3/6/2011 7:52:00 AM
    I am still trying to figure out whether or not you are serious. I was more than a bit disappointed with this "slam." You can do better than this. Please do not take the comments of your only two fans too seriously. Maybe I am the one who has things all mixed up. Guess I need to look up the word "SLAM" and then look up the word "CHALLENGE," because you can't seem to define either one for me. Good luck with your next attempt. I will be waiting, though I don't expect too much to change.

  1. Date: 3/6/2011 12:26:00 AM
    yowsie!!this is rough and quite a slam!for sure...love,Deb

  1. Date: 3/5/2011 3:48:00 PM
    Oooouuccchhh Jimmy; is this a real slam??? Or just another brilliant and imagintive write? Lay