Stoned At First Sight
Wayward woman thy loathsome countenance -
Who can behold such a ghastly glare?
Beguiled at first sight! What ill-gotten plight!
DREAM GIRL MY ASH - IT’S BEEN A NIGHTMARE!
Less yea turn solid rock - Take heed! - I would not!
No mortal man cannot stare!
Just because we drank shots of SNAKE BITE
Doesn’t mean you’re supposed to have them in thy hair!