Runny oh runny, really runny nose
Right now I must say our relationship blows.
You're always out running while I sit at home
And all I can do is sniff, sneeze, and moan.
And just when I think we've parted for sure
You come running back, a surprise at my door.
And if only I did have such a choice
I'd kick you out on your butt and then sing in rejoice
But instead you stay, and run on and on
You'd think you're training for a marathon!
And those sniffles, nasty sniffles, they drive me insane!
Really runny nose, you only cause me pain.
But with that, there's still nothing I can do
Other than to pop some pills and to wait it through.
But when that day comes and you stop and leave me
I won't miss you one bit and I'll laugh with much glee
And though right then I'll be booger free
...I'll be on my toes for when you come back ...running.
Jan 2010.. It's runny nose season again and my nose just had to remind me!