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The world's worst invention

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The world's worst invention

Telephones.
These things cause more aggro thanb any single object in the universe,
Firstly if you ring a service you're afflicted by a sadist female voice telling you to know your 
place and follow the instructions,
Secondly if you phone someone with a mobile then its practically impossible to reach them 
because they're high on cocaine,
Thirdly if you try to phone a friend they say 'I'm busy can you call back later,
And fourthly if someone phones you then its probably a company's recorded message saying 
congratulations you've won the east coast of majorca,
Fifthly if you haven't been totally p##### off by now then the devil calls and tells you,
You're going to hell for eternity.
I've thrown mine out.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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  1. Date: 11/7/2010 6:50:00 AM
    Interesting thoughts in the communication age, Anthony. I used to hate phones myself, but they have become a necessity for me. Thanks for sharing.