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The Doggone Dog Contest.

 Rufus: Irish Rover Purebred and a Fortune 500 Pup ( As told by Rufus himself.)

Watch me snarl all the salesmen away,
ram the door, keep the mailmen at bay.
Each evening, I break
for a fresh T-bone steak.
The sun shines on my ass the WHOLE day.



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  1. Date: 8/26/2010 6:53:00 AM

    Hehe, enjoyed your limerick Gerard, all the best for Andrea's contest :) Wilma

  1. Date: 8/25/2010 6:56:00 PM

    naughty naughty...a real limerick LOL Light & Love soup mail

  1. Date: 8/25/2010 6:34:00 PM

    Another great limerick, Gerard. You are on a roll, my friend. I like the way you told the story from Rufus's point of view! Creative. Best wishes for success in the contest. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 8/25/2010 4:43:00 PM

    Our own (golden lab mix) does not like anyone wearing a uniform!!! (watch out UPS truck!!) Cute poem, Gerard....I think we know all about the Rufus mentality!!

  1. Date: 8/25/2010 4:01:00 PM

    Funny, enjoyed the end, no pun intended. Nice read