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SLAP the POET . ~ (Doc) ~

   ~ SLAP the POET ~

First you come to splat my baby SKAT!
Now I'm gonna give you a slap like this and that.

You call your self, Doc the Poet & Notorious FLIRT.
OUCH! Doc, being you must really hurt.

Thank you for waking me from my cat nap.
Now it's time to bend you over my lap.

I will spank you like a kid for talking crap.
Teaching you a lesson that will make you snap.

I will slap my hand across your face.
For posting your Acrostic disgrace.

On my face was a smile that you paste.
With the fact that you are not my taste.

Doc, like a kid you call them my towers.
Claiming  my twins carry certain powers.

In a poem, Chris A. once called them melons.
While my Hubby climbs and calls them Mount. SAINT Helene's.

Take some notes when you read this.
Don't talk about another mans double "D's" pillow kiss.

Don't make your self out a poet fool.
Keep your cool and clean off your drool.

Don't end up like my Hubby who is lost in my abyss.
It's not my wits that got your dumb a$$ caught in reminisce.

.              ~ SKAT ~
.           (dedication 4)
.         (Dakarai Cobbs)

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  1. Date: 4/17/2013 8:14:00 AM

    A couplet of freedom at will and freewill of humour. I enjoyed this, though I am not sure if this was a rebuke on another poet. Whatever it is superb.

  1. Date: 3/7/2013 3:53:00 AM

    Dear Skat,knew I was right,Flourescant,Tough little clover you are.Shamrock.4 leaf clover,God bless you,and all that you do.Best wishes,Tracy. ----

  1. Date: 1/27/2013 11:40:00 AM

    Whoop that a** Skat...lol...this was a jack move! Good one.

  1. Date: 9/27/2010 2:28:00 PM

    F U N N Y! love love love it! Thanks for the sweet words of support!

  1. Date: 9/22/2010 6:11:00 PM

    Well, I've been to your blog spots, and seen u have hella-fine mnt. tops, dude musta just died from all his swollen lust, but DAMN!!, what a lovely way to get dropped!

  1. Date: 9/21/2010 11:55:00 PM

    You are one hellauv a poet! Or should i say Poetess. I want to ask your permission to copy some of these, in case i decide to exit this site.

  1. Date: 9/20/2010 3:19:00 PM

    what more can I do but chuckle? Very entertaining, thoroughly enjoyed it in spite of not knowing those involved. You did a great job developing character! Bravo!

  1. Date: 9/18/2010 7:08:00 AM

    what the bleeping blapping is this but some fun pun by the skat cat lol loved it and does place a grin on da face poor old doc got crocked lmao also thanks a ton for all your kind comments I will be back for this skat hugs

  1. Date: 9/7/2010 1:40:00 PM

    Fun write! Made me smile, always a good thing. Thanks for the comment :) --Madison

  1. Date: 9/6/2010 4:09:00 PM

    Wow Skat, Rat-a tat-tat, that's the end of that. You are da man. He ain't getting up. KO

  1. Date: 9/6/2010 12:50:00 PM

    am chucklin' @ this raucous spoof! and thanks, always,Irma, for your comments! jimbo

  1. Date: 9/3/2010 9:27:00 AM

    Oh! loved the slap in this! Not sure what its all about but I love the emotion here. Thank you for your kind comments on my poetry- have a great weekend :) hugs, Kris

  1. Date: 9/1/2010 10:38:00 PM

    super duper quick hi Irma ^_^ thanks for letting me know about your wonderful & sweet contest-- will definitely try to come up with something for sweetheart Linda -- but hmm is says there for males only?? can I still join? enjoy your day & have fun here at the Soup I am out for now--- nikko :)

  1. Date: 9/1/2010 6:17:00 PM

    Yes .. I saw the two postings.. will the poets know they are two contests... awesome idea..luv..

  1. Date: 9/1/2010 6:09:00 PM

    I like the defiance and the assertion in this that demand respect and yet flaunts your buxom at the same time. Bawdy, yet feminine. Good one here. Saucy is a good word for it. Keep it! Thanks as always . Regards, Gerard!

  1. Date: 9/1/2010 5:25:00 PM

    U my BBF are AWESOME ... thankxxx ever so much for the contest ... hope everyone will enjoy and it fills up for u fast.. I will bow out of this one though so as not to create controversy for u luv.. so have fun with this and if u need any help let me know as far as info..luv.. God bless u and all your lovely family... be safe this holiday weekend..

  1. Date: 9/1/2010 1:25:00 AM

    Just dropping by to say hi, Irma ^_^!! Hmm looks like I missed out on a bunch of stuff over here-- but this witty write of yours would surely put anyone in their place-- way to go :) --nikko :)

  1. Date: 8/31/2010 10:36:00 PM

    HI, tonight, Irma. thanks for your recent comment. Get up some more poetry! Luv, Andrea

  1. Date: 8/31/2010 6:26:00 PM

    Did someone say wedding photos. Love it mom=(^^)=

  1. Date: 8/31/2010 1:23:00 PM

    YES...YES...YES...YES...YES...YES...YES ...YES... WHAT A LOVELY HONOR IRMA..THANKXXX TO U MY BBF... MY SWEET FRIEND..FROM YOUR BBF... NOW CAN I ENTER TOO? HAHAHAHAHAHA.LUV.. I AM EXTREMELY HONORED BY YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND GRACIOUSNESS...SO... YES..YES..YES ..LUV..

  1. Date: 8/31/2010 11:36:00 AM

    HEY S.K.A.T. GOT IT ...LUV ...

  1. Date: 8/30/2010 8:02:00 PM

    Great to see u comment on my blog...did u see the wedding photos under my photo tab.. they came out awesome... hope u enjoy .. only allowed 10 photos now ..new rules again... so let me know how u like ...luv.. BBF...BBF "Sweetheart"...

  1. Date: 8/30/2010 3:35:00 AM

    When a sweet poet like you writes a Poem 'Slap the Poet' I can very well imagine that someone has tried to hurt you. You have given a very suitable reply in your new style. I would still advise you the most valuable and priceless precious teachings of Christianity ' To err is human but to pardon divine'. And many thanks for your good wishes and appreciation of my Poems. Sorry my friend I was out of internet in the last seven eight days. Love & best wishes...Ravindra..SKAT

  1. Date: 8/28/2010 2:25:00 PM

    very funny i really enjoyed this read made my day thanks for all your kind comments have a great weekend faleshia

  1. Date: 8/28/2010 9:55:00 AM

    if i ever make it on your sh-- list give me a call so i can apologize

  1. Date: 8/27/2010 10:09:00 PM

    lol, Love it mom.Love Royal =(^^)=

  1. Date: 8/27/2010 6:09:00 PM

    thankxxx Sweetie BBF.. I got a reply from soup management about that Jan person.. they will be taking care of her and her abusive ways... appreciate your support as a friend and your kind words my friend... my best to u and Royal and family... my son is looking awful but doing better now that Mom is here and his fiance' will be here tomorrow and am sure he will perek up... God is so good...Iirma.. thankxx..luv..

  1. Date: 8/27/2010 2:11:00 PM

    well, I don't know the why or wherefrom of this one. I hope I run across this guy's "reminisce" so maybe i will know what is going on. Some realy interesting slam lines in here. Thanks for stopping to see my poem last last night. LUv, Andrea

  1. Date: 8/27/2010 1:58:00 PM

    thankxxx my sweet BBF but I saw that comment and immediately block this stupid Jan whoever and reported her at once to poetry soup staff..no more messing around with this little Italian girl... too hot blooded to put up with this nonsense... enough with these people who call themselves poets and then proceed to blast the real poets... such a shame they don't respect anything or anyone.. thankxxx luv...can always count on u my BBf... am with my son in hospital for the weekend..luv..

  1. Date: 8/27/2010 5:26:00 AM

    funny...keep 'em in is place!

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