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1st place

As long as I keep my stories straight,
I will always be the number on candidate!
Ask him what it feels like to be in second place.
Save your energy.
I may be tired,
but for you it will always be too late.

No worries.
I'm not too proud to congratulate.
The runner-up!
Words of advice.
Don't spend your time,
worrying about mine.
You should concentrate
on finding a new date.

Unless, 
you want to sit home and masturbate.
Guess,
that's what it feels like to be in second place...

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  1. Date: 7/22/2010 2:18:00 AM

    lol,,i remember this one ,, Hey Matt. no they banned slam because, the women here know that i am young and they signed a petition against slam. Hey friend they are just hating because of my views. And so far i am a hit with the 100 hot poems. I took many #1 spots away.. But you seem to be cool,, thanks for the slam,, i will get back in free verse style. LOL,, slam in a lower nature..later my friend,..p.d.

  1. Date: 7/19/2010 8:33:00 AM

    lol,, this has a funny ending,,you sure are funny in rhymes,, By the way Matt i am still waittttting for you to enter my contes,, Fun and games,, i am waiting for you to slam me all in good nature,,later.-LeeAnn