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Cliffhanger

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Cliffhanger

In Dire Straits we now find Rosie,
Sitting with Hammond in her kitchen, cozy.
If only she'd taken her pain medicine
Gone with friends to the UFO convention,
Then she wouldn't be doing the wine and dine,
Scared of this vacuum salesmans intention.
He says he wears spandex boxer shorts 
His cologne smells like nuclear waste of some sort,
And his complexion looks like lunar craters,
While his smile reminds her of an alligator's.
The conversation keeps drifting, from wormholes to insomnia,
With tidbits of insanity to help her diagnose schizophrenia.
Hitchcock would really have enjoyed this gig.

Will Rosie survive? Is Hammond "The Ripper"? Tune in tomorrow,
For the next exciting episode "The Issue of the Listerine Soaked Tissue". 


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  1. Date: 7/6/2011 4:16:00 PM

    Congrats on the featured poem. Come to think of it, I didn't see Rosie at the UFO convention. Vince

  1. Date: 7/6/2011 1:23:00 AM

    W.K. - a quirky write of Rose and big H. we'll see if she buys it after he spills a cup of dirt on her oriental. ;-)

  1. Date: 7/5/2011 6:57:00 AM

    Congratulations on your poetry being featured this week William. May your poetry bring inspiration to others as they read it. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/29/2010 1:16:00 PM

    Many congratulations on your win in Catie's fine contest William, it sure was a challenge >> James

  1. Date: 6/28/2010 4:08:00 PM

    Congrats William on your winning poem in Catie's contest with this awesome write using all those dynamic words so well.. enjoy your win.. with luv from the "Sweetheart" in Hawaii..

  1. Date: 6/28/2010 10:03:00 AM

    Congratulations William on your win in Catie Lindsey's contest "Wacky Weekend Challenge". You did Tom proud with this write. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/27/2010 12:23:00 PM

    He he cool write, I really dig this one...P.D.

  1. Date: 6/27/2010 12:16:00 PM

    Excellent work..Got a chuckle..Should be in the winner's circle..I would hate to be the one to have to judge this one..Good luck.. Sara