I never really got that
or even understood what all
the fuss was about.
That crucial need to read about
how humans were brought
to their demise.
With their lives sucked out
"Piss me off, and I'm having you for my next meal."
I never really found that even
But one thing's for sure:
A myriad blood-suckers trek this earth.
Over-weight fourth grade bullies.
Those are the ones with the real fangs.
Yet the variety in this library
like it always does-
and there are no books