I had a computer virus, I thought you might like to know.
Not one which makes the computer run real slow.
It completely closed me out of where I wanted to go.
The intruder’s name was "fake antivirus" just for show.
I called my security provider and told them of my woe.
Knowing they would be glad to give me help from a pro.
When the lady finished talking all I could say was “whoa”,
to the help offered for “only” one hundred dollars quid pro quo.
When I respectfully declined, I was told their help I could forego.
By freely downloading a tool, from their website, duh, hello.
After cruising the information given, my face was all aglow.
All I had to do was click on the virus list found down below.
The file went to my computer and read all from head to toe.
When it finished the beast was gone, all I thought was “holy joe”.
May 27 2010 For Carolyn's "Monorhyme" contest