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GIMME A BRAKE

A UFO went to land in Dakota
But the brakes didn't work one iota.
        It didn't take long
        to decide what was wrong
seems the space ship was made by Toyota!

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  1. Date: 4/6/2010 12:11:00 AM

    That's perfect! Fantastic!

  1. Date: 4/5/2010 5:56:00 AM

    Congrats for the win. Very funny and well penned

  1. Date: 3/25/2010 5:07:00 PM

    oh my my oh hell yes! G R E A T and timely too! who's #1 why YOU! Light & Love

  1. Date: 3/24/2010 3:30:00 PM

    GREAT limerick. I see why you won! LUv, Andrea

  1. Date: 3/23/2010 4:26:00 AM

    Your limerick is, “Out of this World!” Congratulations Ralph, on your OUTstanding win in New Contest: Out of this World Limericks! Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire. I’m doubling over with laughter! I must say, it is a fun way to start the day. (Sad about the real Toyotas, though.) Laughingly, Dane Ann

  1. Date: 3/22/2010 8:21:00 PM

    Great write,funny stuff that!thanx

  1. Date: 3/22/2010 7:20:00 AM

    Very FUNNY stuff- Congrats

  1. Date: 3/21/2010 11:06:00 AM

    Awesome win Ralph, Congratulations on a well deserved win. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 3/21/2010 10:08:00 AM

    Congratulation on winning first place. A great write! Caryl

  1. Date: 3/20/2010 11:20:00 AM

    Belly-laughin' funny!... Congrats on the first place win Ralph!... However, I gotta' go you one better...if it had been a Chevy (I call mine my 'Limo-Lemon') it would never have MADE it to Dakota! - Tim

  1. Date: 3/20/2010 9:56:00 AM

    hahaheehee Yes! Good one Ralph. kCan see why this won uno. Congrats-Robert

  1. Date: 3/20/2010 9:14:00 AM

    Very timely and well done here, Ralph. Congratulations on your win in Caroline's contest and Welcome to PoetrySoup !! I look forward to reading more of your writing soon.

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 11:16:00 PM

    congrats fun lime!

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 5:46:00 PM

    : ) I told you that it's the Winner of the Contest! 1st Place, Ralph! Congratulations! I'm still laughing, my friend. Ruben.

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 4:46:00 PM

    Congratulations on your first place win with this up to the minute limerick. Joyce

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 2:59:00 PM

    am chuckling! Ralph! original work! congrats on your well deserved first place win! jimbo

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 1:27:00 PM

    A very big congrats Ralph on your first place win in the Limerick contest.. such a cool write and luv that Toyota reference.. although I luv my little Toyota Echo.. I posted a LEMON-rick on Matt Caliri's blog about Toyota just for fun per Matt's request if u care to check it out... great win for u Ralph..enjoy...luv.. "Sweetheart"

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 1:10:00 PM

    Keep these winners coming Ralph, maybe we can get those Toyotas fixed. Very well deserved win. Charles Henderson

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 12:54:00 PM

    Top drawer , Ralph and well deserved . No stopping you , unless ,it's a Toyota ....

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 11:48:00 AM

    Timely yes....and sooo funny!! Congratulations on your win !! 1st place !!! Hooray for you!!

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 11:24:00 AM

    Kool Limerick Ralph, made me chuckle big style >> congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest >> James

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 11:11:00 AM

    very funny!!congrats on your sucess in the contest!! funny and I enjoyed reading it!!

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 10:48:00 AM

    CONGRATS CONGRATS I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WOULD WIN THIS ONE EXCELLENT WRITE STILL LAUGHING LOVED IT FALESHIA

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 10:19:00 AM

    PERFECT! Congratulations on your well deserved win :-)

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 10:15:00 AM

    Ralph, congratulations on taking first place in my contest. There were many great limericks, but yours gave me the biggest laugh. Love the dark humor in this poem!! Toyota's in trouble now. Outstanding write! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 3/18/2010 10:34:00 AM

    lol imma ford girl ;D

  1. Date: 3/14/2010 8:41:00 PM

    I AM STILL LAUGHING FROM THIS POEM I CAN'T STOP READING IT NOW I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FROM YOUR COMMENT ON MY POOR CHICKEN YOU ARE THE BEST FALESHIA

  1. Date: 3/14/2010 4:39:00 PM

    dam... that was real.. enjoyed this short gem and have a great Sunday. :)

  1. Date: 3/14/2010 4:20:00 PM

    And it's my new Favs!

  1. Date: 3/14/2010 4:15:00 PM

    Waaaaaaaaa hahhaahhah! Hilaaaaarious! You make me LMAO!!! It's THE winner of this contest! Terrific, Ralph! Ruben.

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