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GIMME A BRAKE

A UFO went to land in Dakota
But the brakes didn't work one iota.
        It didn't take long
        to decide what was wrong
seems the space ship was made by Toyota!

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  1. Date: 4/6/2010 12:11:00 AM

    That's perfect! Fantastic!

  1. Date: 4/5/2010 5:56:00 AM

    Congrats for the win. Very funny and well penned

  1. Date: 3/25/2010 5:07:00 PM

    oh my my oh hell yes! G R E A T and timely too! who's #1 why YOU! Light & Love

  1. Date: 3/24/2010 3:30:00 PM

    GREAT limerick. I see why you won! LUv, Andrea

  1. Date: 3/23/2010 4:26:00 AM

    Your limerick is, “Out of this World!” Congratulations Ralph, on your OUTstanding win in New Contest: Out of this World Limericks! Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire. I’m doubling over with laughter! I must say, it is a fun way to start the day. (Sad about the real Toyotas, though.) Laughingly, Dane Ann

  1. Date: 3/22/2010 8:21:00 PM

    Great write,funny stuff that!thanx

  1. Date: 3/22/2010 7:20:00 AM

    Very FUNNY stuff- Congrats

  1. Date: 3/21/2010 11:06:00 AM

    Awesome win Ralph, Congratulations on a well deserved win. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 3/21/2010 10:08:00 AM

    Congratulation on winning first place. A great write! Caryl

  1. Date: 3/20/2010 11:20:00 AM

    Belly-laughin' funny!... Congrats on the first place win Ralph!... However, I gotta' go you one better...if it had been a Chevy (I call mine my 'Limo-Lemon') it would never have MADE it to Dakota! - Tim

  1. Date: 3/20/2010 9:56:00 AM

    hahaheehee Yes! Good one Ralph. kCan see why this won uno. Congrats-Robert

  1. Date: 3/20/2010 9:14:00 AM

    Very timely and well done here, Ralph. Congratulations on your win in Caroline's contest and Welcome to PoetrySoup !! I look forward to reading more of your writing soon.

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 11:16:00 PM

    congrats fun lime!

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 5:46:00 PM

    : ) I told you that it's the Winner of the Contest! 1st Place, Ralph! Congratulations! I'm still laughing, my friend. Ruben.

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 4:46:00 PM

    Congratulations on your first place win with this up to the minute limerick. Joyce

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 2:59:00 PM

    am chuckling! Ralph! original work! congrats on your well deserved first place win! jimbo

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 1:27:00 PM

    A very big congrats Ralph on your first place win in the Limerick contest.. such a cool write and luv that Toyota reference.. although I luv my little Toyota Echo.. I posted a LEMON-rick on Matt Caliri's blog about Toyota just for fun per Matt's request if u care to check it out... great win for u Ralph..enjoy...luv.. "Sweetheart"

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 1:10:00 PM

    Keep these winners coming Ralph, maybe we can get those Toyotas fixed. Very well deserved win. Charles Henderson

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 12:54:00 PM

    Top drawer , Ralph and well deserved . No stopping you , unless ,it's a Toyota ....

  1. Date: 3/19/2010 11:48:00 AM

    Timely yes....and sooo funny!! Congratulations on your win !! 1st place !!! Hooray for you!!

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