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Lift - Off .

The " Airhead "  Spaceship  was  starting .

The  Astronaut " Bimbo "  departing .

She  really  looked  cute

In  her  skin-tight  space  suit .

A definite  no-no , was  farting .



Inspired by Carolyn's ; out of this world , limerick contest ..

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    john loving iii
    Date: 4/20/2010 5:41:00 PM
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    this piece, well i don't know what to say. they spent all day working on the soup. and i would not want to draw any attention to this one. i think it was cute. john h loving iii
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    Gerard Keogh Jr.
    Date: 4/3/2010 11:08:00 AM
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    I like this one and it got a rise out me, not the smell, the suit. Funny as an Irishman usually can be. Happy Easter, lad! Regards Gerard.
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    Vince Suzadail Jr.
    Date: 4/2/2010 11:39:00 AM
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    But then you can tell if she is wearing pantyhose. Her ankles would swell up, Congrats on the contest. Vince
  1. Avatar
    Date: 4/1/2010 12:34:00 PM
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    Liked this the first time I read it. Congratulations on your win in the limerick contest. Way to go! Enjoy your honor. Wishing you many more. Karen
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    Brian Strand
    Date: 4/1/2010 12:35:00 AM
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    Easter greetings Sean & thank you for your welcome comments today.Rgds Brian.Get out those long johns again.
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    Barbara Gorelick
    Date: 3/30/2010 3:26:00 PM
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    Sean, where have you been? i will never enjoy Footles again unless you come back to comment...BG
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    David Byrne
    Date: 3/29/2010 4:56:00 AM
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    Vulgar but very funny.................I approve!
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    Carolyn Devonshire
    Date: 3/24/2010 9:38:00 AM
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    Sean, your comment on Iolanda's blog made me laugh out loud. Thanks! Love, Carolyn
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    Brian Strand
    Date: 3/24/2010 1:43:00 AM
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    Well don Sean.Thanks for your kind words.The Scots had to beat someone this season after their deserved improvement,sorry they spoiled the the party over there.Rgds Brian. Johnno still getting 'a kicking' here though but maybe his green shoots will thrive on their tour down under.
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    Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
    Date: 3/23/2010 4:40:00 AM
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    Congratulations Sean, on your win in New Contest: Out of this World Limericks! Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire. Laughingly, Dane Ann
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    Mitch White
    Date: 3/22/2010 8:04:00 AM
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    Chuckled at this one- Congrats
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    john freeman
    Date: 3/21/2010 11:35:00 AM
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    Congratulations on your much deserved win Sean. Agape, Moses
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    Robert A. Dufresne
    Date: 3/20/2010 10:23:00 AM
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    cool poem Sean! My kinda ufo limerick for sure! Congrats to you!
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    Ruben O.
    Date: 3/20/2010 8:39:00 AM
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    "Fartastic"!!! Congratulations, my friend. Ruben.
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    Linda-Marie SweetHeart
    Date: 3/19/2010 7:19:00 PM
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    A big congrats Sean on your winning poem and placement in the Limerick contest.. a fun write and special win for u to so enjoy.. luv.. "Sweetheart" .. Happy Belated Saint Patrick's Day .. to ya.. luv..
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    Joyce Johnson
    Date: 3/19/2010 5:13:00 PM
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    Congratulations on your win with your funny limerick. Joyce
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    James Fraser
    Date: 3/19/2010 12:17:00 PM
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    Congratulations Sean on your fine win in Carolyn's wonderful contest >> James

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    Carolyn Devonshire
    Date: 3/19/2010 10:26:00 AM
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    This is such a funny image, Sean! Congrats on your success in my contest. Love, Carolyn
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    S. K. A. T.
    Date: 3/18/2010 1:50:00 PM
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    I ENJOYED THE FUN READ...THANKS
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    Caroline Cécile Delacroix
    Date: 3/17/2010 10:44:00 PM
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    LOL! Out of this world indeed, ... or not so. :) Thanks for the laughter and good luck on the contest. I wish you a happy St Patrick's day! I was as an Irish pub today here in Cali. I was invited by a couple of friends of mine to this excellent Lunch buffet surrounded by Irish music. Had a great time too. Hope you and your family did too. Best wishes, Caroline.
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    Date: 3/17/2010 12:42:00 PM
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    Got a laugh out of this one. I always enjoy your gift of humor. Good luck in the contest. Thanks for your clever come back to my footle. You brightened my day! Karen
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    Sheol Moribund
    Date: 3/16/2010 11:03:00 AM
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    Top Of The Day 2 You!!! Great poem. It reminded me why I decided not 2 become an astronaught. Have a great St. Patrick's day

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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 3/16/2010 5:16:00 AM
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    Fabulous limerick Sean. Wishing you the best in the contest. Sean I wish to thank you for bringing my word count mistake to my attention in Raul's Sentiments of the Heart contest. Without your help I would not have placed 7th in the contest. Thank you my dear friend. Love, Carol
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    Brian Strand
    Date: 3/15/2010 1:13:00 AM
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    Have a good day Sean and congrats on your recent contest success.Rgds Brian and thanks for your welcome comments today Triple crown and 5 N champs if England come out of their shells in Paris.
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 3/12/2010 9:10:00 PM
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    hahaha. Good one, Sean. Gosh, I haven't seen you in a while! How have you been? andrea
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    Doris Culverhouse
    Date: 3/12/2010 5:05:00 PM
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    funny--LOL love it!!
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    Linda-Marie SweetHeart
    Date: 3/12/2010 4:30:00 PM
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    OH Sean .. how funny is this Limerick... I just hope she wasn't a blond "Bimbo"..haha...good luck in the new alien contest.. this is surely a winner... still smiling..luv.. "Sweetheart"
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    Annalise Brigham
    Date: 3/12/2010 1:46:00 PM
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    hahaha!!..hilarious write, Sean!!! You don't need any good wishes here because this is already a definite winner!! Great job. .. and thanks for the laughter, today....Peace, Audrey
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    faleshia murphy
    Date: 3/12/2010 8:06:00 AM
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    VERY FUNNY GOOD LUCK IN THE CONTEST NICE ONE FALESHIA
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    Anthony Nutter
    Date: 3/12/2010 2:58:00 AM
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    OMG! didn't see the fart coming a smelly smile adorns my face well done.
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