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Just Who Do You Think You Are

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Just Who Do You Think You Are

Little lost weenie ---
Shivering in the fog
Skimpy coat, bulging bones
Strayed too far from her home

I don't keep --ggie food
(Ain't no spoiled picky prude!)
(I'll settle for a smidge)
Well, let's look in the fridge...

Scarf down six sweet pickles?
(The starvin' ain't fickle!)
Box of Raisin Bran gone
You won't be here at dawn...

Good LORD you gettin' fat
As a lazy house-cat!
Gotta' find your real owner
So you're just a loaner...

Many months pass...Alas!
You're a pain in the ass!
Damn! I grumble and grouch
You have chewed up my couch!

Don't you jump on my lap!
Swear to GOD I will slap
Just a snooze now, ya' hear?
While I sip a cold beer...

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  1. Date: 3/20/2010 8:22:00 PM
    Leave out milk and you never get rid of that stray cat,.. seems the same applies to dogs... and how you would miss her if she did go....:) :) good one, a lovely read Tim..Margaret

  1. Date: 3/20/2010 8:49:00 AM
    you know you love her!! I have a little (Fat) weenie myself and she stole my heart. and stained the carpet!!

  1. Date: 3/20/2010 5:59:00 AM
    My two are rescued dogs love them to bits , nice write Tim and thanks for visitin my work Daniel

  1. Date: 3/17/2010 3:58:00 AM
    Heart-warming write..She or he wrapped you around her little short leg didn't she..Glad that the pup got a good home...Keep the creative pen flowing. Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my write..."DermaWhatologist" ..Sara

  1. Date: 3/16/2010 6:09:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in the contest ~Somewhere A Pet Is Waiting Contest~ sponsored by ~A Rambling Poet~ Tim. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 3/15/2010 9:28:00 PM
    I see that you won in the contest with this one. I really did enjoy it and a belated congratulations to you. LUv, Andrea

  1. Date: 3/14/2010 10:39:00 AM
    My warm congratulations to you Tim on this worthy win in the contest! And thank you for reading my poem and leaving those kind comments. Peace, Audrey

  1. Date: 3/13/2010 4:17:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in The Rambling Poet’s “Somewhere A Pet Is Waiting” contest. I must say, it is a fun read and a I see your furniture eating buddy won your heart...if not your lap! Smiles, Dane Ann

  1. Date: 3/10/2010 7:46:00 PM
    how cute kept the dog anyway! good poem and congrats!

  1. Date: 3/10/2010 6:38:00 PM
    A big congrats Tim on your winning poem and placement in the Pet contest.. a great write.. a wonderful win... for u to so enjoy as I have reading it ...thankxxx for your many special comments on my poetry always...luv.. "Sweetheart"

  1. Date: 3/10/2010 6:04:00 PM
    I can just picture this....him eating pickles..no less!! Our dog would eat pretty much anything too~ But you better wake up, before he eats you out of house and home!! congrats on your winning poem, Tim~~ makes me laugh~!! Love, Carrie

  1. Date: 3/10/2010 6:03:00 PM
    They have a way. I had a little dog like that. Wouldn't mind anyone but she was the sweetest dog. Congratulations. Joyce

  1. Date: 3/9/2010 3:21:00 PM
    gotta love the little devils...dogs haven't been my cup o tea SO far BUT if I ever stop world traveling I have a nice Cockapoo in mind..yup! Light & Love

  1. Date: 3/9/2010 11:55:00 AM
    Enjoyed reading your poetry today Tim. Wishing you the best in your writing endeavors always. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 3/9/2010 8:09:00 AM
    Hi Tim! What a funny and delightful poem. Those darn pooches can be a pain in the a... but we love them in spite of their shenigans! This will be a great entry for the contest!! Good luck!! Love, Carrie

  1. Date: 3/8/2010 9:10:00 PM
    Tim, this is absolutely delightful. Is it for the stray pet contest? If not, you better hop to it and enter it pronto!! LUv, Andrea

  1. Date: 3/8/2010 8:58:00 PM
    So funny and cute Tim.. such a sweetie kinda poem ..animals are the best..luv that last verse... trying to be angry but NOT... good entry ..good luck in the contest... luv to u "Sweetheart".... posted another blog about my son calling from Iraq..thankxxx if u already commented...luv..

  1. Date: 3/8/2010 6:07:00 PM
    Funny how they grow on us huh? Cute poem! Jeralynn