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B-Dubs w(Rap)

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B-Dubs w(Rap)

Okay,
first for an appetizer 
I'd like an O-ring basket
and a pound of shrimp.
Cook those things crispy, 
so when I take a bite
they burn my upper lip.
A 22 ounce tumbler
filled with beer to the brim.
Oh, 
you want one too,
okay,
make that two!!

For dinner,
I would like to order fifty wings,
along with twenty four boneless.
mix those sauces please,
hot, sweet bbq, medium,
no blazin'!!
I'll end up on my knees!!!
Throw in some celery and 
blue cheese,
combined, 
I want thirteen
Tell the expediter,
I want my wings crispy,
he knows me!!!

I want a basket of fries
two orders chips and a wedge,
A B-dubs ranch wrap
and a refill from the tap!!!

You get all that???

Jared Pickett
2/1/2010
Asavvy1

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  1. Date: 2/5/2010 2:27:00 PM
    now I'm starving...

  1. Date: 2/5/2010 1:50:00 PM
    Well... I read it three times and I just found the numbers for the Lotto!! (22, 1, 50, 24, 13, 2)... : ) However, I can see a metaphoric use of food to create a "burning-lips" eroticism!! : ) hummm! ....Oral stage(Freud)... Oral fixation....oral anxiety... OK....you won!! I'm lost! : ) Ruben

  1. Date: 2/3/2010 5:38:00 PM
    makes me hungry, and sad, i don't have the cash to eat out so much lately.

  1. Date: 2/2/2010 4:55:00 AM
    I got all that alright, Jp ! Right around my waist! Seems you have the same appetite I've had all these years. Now that I yearned it I earned it so gotsta learn ta spurn it so I can burn it! great humorous ranch wrap rap you got going here Jared. :) enjoyed much, friend. -Robert Anything from Taz?

  1. Date: 2/2/2010 3:22:00 AM
    Lots of pace here JP.Rgds Brian & thanks for your welcome comments today.

  1. Date: 2/1/2010 8:35:00 PM
    Very funny and enjoyable...Marty

  1. Date: 2/1/2010 5:48:00 PM
    Now, I have to quit this Soup and go find some wings! I'm now famished after reading this awesome write. Peace, Audrey

  1. Date: 2/1/2010 9:34:00 AM
    I have a feeling that you were one overstuffed man. Keep the creative pen flowing. Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work. Sara

  1. Date: 2/1/2010 7:11:00 AM
    This is plenty of food and Humor.tnks for bringing a smile in my face .. Sweet bbq medium tastes delicious and so the crispy wings,Im closing my eyes,not counting calories today,Bravo Jared...:)Charma

  1. Date: 2/1/2010 5:31:00 AM
    I'd like to hear u rap to this wrap... sounds yummy but I limit myself to 500 calories a day so this would kill my whole month.. u should turn it into an ABC poem and enter Debbie's contest with it... SOUP MAIL shortly... luv.. Linda-Marie.. "Sweetheart"

  1. Date: 2/1/2010 5:24:00 AM
    I got all that, Jared. That's another thing you and Ross have in common... A big appetite for wings and bar-b-que. I enjoyed this one. It was fun to get a peek at the man behind the words. Very nice. (And thank you a LOT for reading and commenting on my poems. It is always a joy when you visit.) Smiles, Dane Ann

  1. Date: 2/1/2010 4:13:00 AM
    So humorous!