30, 40, 50,...fifty bucks!!
fifty bucks to fill my tank?!
why does the pump always ask...
are they laughing at me?!
is it a sarcastic reminder
that i'm getting screwed?!
what do i want with the receipt?!
maybe i should set it on fire...
or hang it on the wall for darts!
perhaps i can use it as toilet paper!
wait a minute, i have an idea!...
"hey honey, where's the envelopes?!"
"darling, where's the stamps?!"
"sweetheart, where's the phone book?!"
i'll send it straight to their corporate office!
a little note will accompany this receipt,
when the envelope's opened,..."PEEEUUW!!"
and when they read my note, it'll ask...