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Crack Of The Moon

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Crack Of The Moon

I joined a nudist colony,
Was that a big mistake!
Everyone's naked, in the buff,
Sippin' soda by a lake

A big ol' gal named Marsha,
Stepped on a banana peel;
Our feet got tangled together,
As we tumbled down a hill!

My life had flashed before me,
Flesh was crowdin' my space;
By the time we hit rock bottom,
Her moon was in my face!

I fought like hell for freedom,
Her butt was crushin' my skull;
I was feelin' rather groggy,
My vision was goin' dull!

Mounds of sweat overwhelmed me,
Six others came to assist,
Beneath that skin I was tastin',
The biggest butt I ever kissed!

With a heave and a ho, I was free,
My body was a mangled mess;
I spent a week on the sofa,
An ugly sight, I must confess!

You might say I'm stupid,
It'll roll right off my back;
I never used marijuana,
But I've had my share of crack!

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  1. Date: 7/29/2013 12:57:00 PM
    You have a good sense of humor Milton, enjoyed the poem xxx

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran
    Date: 7/29/2013 2:52:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Glad you liked it! God bless U!...Milt
  1. Date: 1/20/2010 10:22:00 PM
    This is definitely one of my favs. as of now!! Hilariously funny, Milton! Great job! Thanks for commenting on my poem! Peace, Audrey

  1. Date: 1/20/2010 12:04:00 PM
    Well that'll teach you to be more careful, Milton. What a hoot this poem is! You allowed the reader to laugh out loud as you tumbled to the bottom of the hill -- a new take on Jack and Big Mamma Jill. Thanks for sharing this entertaining write! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 1/17/2010 6:34:00 AM
    That is so funny, Milton, I can't even stand it. My mind is presenting all sorts of slow mo pictures to me from this write! That just ain't right!! heehee- Robert

  1. Date: 1/17/2010 1:17:00 AM
    Darnit Milton, I almost urinated on myself reading this one. LOL. you're a funny man. David

  1. Date: 1/16/2010 10:49:00 PM
    You crack me up! pardon the Punn. Can't stop lauging. Thanks for making my day, Milton. lainie