I saw a family of killer whales
In the Irish Sea
South-East of Wales .
With radar fins and splashing tails
Giant masters of the sea .
Free Willie's dream was Hollywood
He made a splash
And that was good
But then again , we knew he could
But , no Oscar-winner , he .
The family group , all had names
There was Jonah , Jerry
Jess and James
Zoe , Chloe and Sue were dames
And Bono swam like God .
Bertha and Babs with flashing eyes
Jack and Jill could synchronize
With Pete and Paul , we could sympathize
The only " 2 P's in the Pod " ..