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Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Foul Ball Footle

Foul Ball . . .
. . . Spilled Beer

Short Humorous poem by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen| Details | |

BLACK INK

Snow like my skin,

In white paper black ink!

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Swift Exit Footle

Gun Drawn . . .
. . . I’m Gone


08/18/2014

Short Humorous poem by Timothy Hicks| Details | |

Haiku 1

the sound
of a suppressed giggle
inside the toy box

Short Humorous poem by Mark Goodson| Details | |

Affairs of my pocket book

Perz got votes

Congress notes

I’m still broke

Short Humorous poem by Paul Geiger| Details | |

Words

Alliteration
Abomination?—no,but
Fascination—words


Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Quickly

Sooner than soon.
Sooner than that.
As soon as possible.

Short Humorous poem by Dan Keir| Details | |

Alien-nation

One more alien... an extra terrestrial. Bloody foreigners.

Short Humorous poem by Mark Halliday| Details | |

Aging

As you get older,
Deny the reality
That everything sags!

Short Humorous poem by Dan Keir| Details | |

Suffocating

A suffocation
Poor poetry drowns me out
Most of it my own

Short Humorous poem by Dan Keir| Details | |

The Internet: Return

A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!

Short Humorous poem by Volodymyr Knyr| Details | |

An anti-Semite

For a Semite a mite 
is an anti-Semite.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Short Humorous poem by Paul Geiger| Details | |

Erato

Erato left me
Alone—why did she go—where?
Too many poets

Short Humorous poem by Dan Keir| Details | |

The Internet

Oh the internet
A battle ground for morons
Will we ever learn?

Short Humorous poem by Dan Keir| Details | |

Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

Short Humorous poem by Volodymyr Knyr| Details | |

A putin

Every tiny putin
strives for being put in.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Short Humorous poem by Dan Keir| Details | |

Haikus About God: VII

Non-existent God
Subject of poor poetry
Just like this one. Damn.

Short Humorous poem by Dan Keir| Details | |

Haikus About God: III

Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?

Short Humorous poem by Volodymyr Knyr| Details | |

A find

He who strains his ears
is a find for seers.

Volodymyr Knyr 2014

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Moonshine Jamboree

Moonshine Jamboree!
A country boy’s fantasy!
A redneck party!

Short Humorous poem by Steven Henderson| Details | |

Like A Sytematic Automatic Replay

This record player has a switch
Then there is the pitch and ditch

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Heck The What

There was a pixie
inside the bottle I had.
She drank my whiskey.

Short Humorous poem by Paul Geiger| Details | |

The Owl Family

You're on my doorstep
You want a family pic?
Got any mice—rats?

Short Humorous poem by Mark Halliday| Details | |

Maple Donuts

Those maple donuts
Surely will by my ruin.
Lack of self control.

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Zoological Obesity

Chubby fat hippo.
Big burly badass rhino.
Stout lout elephant.

Short Humorous poem by Suzette Richards| Details | |

Footle

AN ALLEY CAT trouser mouser
19 August 2014

Short Humorous poem by Rick Zablocki| Details | |

Clue

Shattered eggs
Fluffy corpse
Tooth Fairy in custody

March 10, 2013

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Bats, Rats, Cats

Bats in the belfry.
Rats in the hall.
Cats sleeping through it all.

Short Humorous poem by Volodymyr Knyr| Details | |

A rank and a prank

The higher the rank, 
the droller the prank.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Short Humorous poem by Mark Halliday| Details | |

Measure For Measure

I moved to Europe.
They measured weight by volume.
Completely absurd!

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Skeeter Eater

The skeeter eater
is a right decent insect.
It eats the skeeters.

Short Humorous poem by Dan Keir| Details | |

Christmas

A Christmas wish list
A quick glimpse into my life
Not much going on

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit

He drank too much beer.
He did not zip his zipper.
Nobody noticed.

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Why Does The Cock Crow

Why does the cock crow?
To get our lazy asses
out of our warm beds.

Short Humorous poem by Dan Keir| Details | |

My Phone

Oh old mobile phone
Thanks for fixing my toilet
Now scared to touch you

Short Humorous poem by Dan Keir| Details | |

Le Vacance Pretentieuse: Storm Part V

The English weather:
Rainclouds follow us from home
There is no escape.

Short Humorous poem by Alex Frankel| Details | |

Elvis in Middle-Earth

In Middle-earth people
Sing Elvis songs
All day

Oops, I mean Elvish

Short Humorous poem by Volodymyr Knyr| Details | |

English to French

Excuse me, my French ami,
the future belongs to me.

Volodymyr Knyr 2014

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Sunny Sonny

Sonny is sunny.
He is happy all the time.
What’s wrong with the boy?

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Fear The Water

Still waters run deep.
Stay out of the deep water.
Don’t be stupido.

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Knothead

It fell from the sky.
I have a knot on my head.
Dead pigeon falling.

Short Humorous poem by Volodymyr Knyr| Details | |

Quest orientation

In the East, every
quest 
orients to the West.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Short Humorous poem by Volodymyr Knyr| Details | |

On how to slacken men's pace

A lady slackens men's pace 
by only a pretty face.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Rebooting Fool

My computer crashed!
I am brain dead without it!
Reboot fool, reboot!

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Midnight Light

I like the midnight.
I’m not afraid of the dark.
I have a flashlight.

Short Humorous poem by Volodymyr Knyr| Details | |

Foul air

It is hard to foul air
in a sleeping bear's lair.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Short Humorous poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Gravity

Huge swirling storm clouds
seem to defy gravity.
Seek safety in space.

Short Humorous poem by Dan Keir| Details | |

Aliens at Your Bedroom Window

Don’t worry now child
There's no god, so worship space
You are not alone.

Short Humorous poem by Paul Geiger| Details | |

KILLER

KILLER
You are a killer-
Vegetarian or not-
You eat - smash insects

Short Humorous poem by Tara Andre| Details | |

Butterfly Secrets

Butterflies whisper
The secrets to peaceful life,
But our cars crush them.

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