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Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Foul Ball Footle

Foul Ball . . .
. . . Spilled Beer

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Swift Exit Footle

Gun Drawn . . .
. . . I’m Gone


08/18/2014

Short Crazy poem by Karen Murphy| Details | |

Gossip

Goes

On

So

Stupidly

It's

Pathetic












Short Crazy poem by Samantha Wellman| Details | |

CrAzY

Its CrAzY
How People
Get jealous
over stupid
little Things

Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

THIS MAN LAZY

he was my dream
mama he is mean
and acts crazy
THIS MAN LAZY

Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

DON'T BE LAZY

try to get by
its a lie
to just die
your not crazy
DON'T BE LAZY

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Uncle Joe

He’s Vice President!
He’s loco in the coco!
Uncle Joe Biden!

Short Crazy poem by FATHIMA DAWOOD| Details | |

What goes around comes around

The crazy one, he knows
To whom woe befell
Unlucky liar he was

Short Crazy poem by chris bowen| Details | |

bowling alley haiku

pin's drive me crazy
the ten pins lazy.go down
let lying around

Short Crazy poem by karen croft| Details | |

so wanting

so crazy in love
wanting so much for you to 
love me the same way

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Zoological Obesity

Chubby fat hippo.
Big burly badass rhino.
Stout lout elephant.

Short Crazy poem by jun-jun villanueva| Details | |

' FIRST LOVE '

"LOVE" When it Hits you back Leave you crazy - " FELL".

Short Crazy poem by Anthony Slausen| Details | |

myku

the cat acts crazy,
because its read your mind
think like a flower

Short Crazy poem by Asif Andalib| Details | |

Your naked beauty

Your naked beauty
Is like a sweet smelling rose
It drives me crazy

Short Crazy poem by Jacqueline Rodriguez| Details | |

Time

Is it fast or slow?
Set or a crazy spiral, 
Does it really freeze

Short Crazy poem by Canny Amah| Details | |

Our Do or Die Governance

a half-done soup
of demon-crazy convicts
with deceptive spoons!

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Truly Blind

She is a sweet girl.
He is a total asshole.
Love is truly blind.

Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

TALK TO YOURSELF

its you too
that has to do
and put thur
like no els
TALK
TO YOURSELF

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

My Senator

He sucks.
He is nuts.
He is crazy.
He is my senator.
He sucks.

Short Crazy poem by Jen H.| Details | |

Crazy World

I live quite a lot
Oh, I love more then enough
In this crazy world

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Blood Moon Arising

Blood Moon arising!
Could it be a disguising
of the end of time?

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Rat Say

What does the rat say?
“Vote for me for Senator,
I am a good rat.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit

He drank too much beer.
He did not zip his zipper.
Nobody noticed.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Superstition

I saw the man run.
He was chased by a black cat.
Superstitious fool!

Short Crazy poem by Kileem Al Lishmiin| Details | |

Oz stun

Oz stun
Holding shock
Second guessing
Warping window false sight
Nuts zo

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Fear The Water

Still waters run deep.
Stay out of the deep water.
Don’t be stupido.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Knothead

It fell from the sky.
I have a knot on my head.
Dead pigeon falling.

Short Crazy poem by Seeyam Brjmohun| Details | |

Hazy Love

We both watched TV
Ate cream cakes and drank coffee
In love and Crazy

Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

TOOTH ACHE

 am going crazy
make me feel lazy
for heavenske
i GOT A 
TOOTH ACHE

Short Crazy poem by Junior Hayes| Details | |

Spider

Spider curls up dead
Life has been stomped out of it
I know the feeling

Short Crazy poem by Judy Konos| Details | |

Going Crazy Hauki

Who appreciates 
Haiku the way nature meant
great poets intent 





Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Fox Say

What does the fox say?
“I had rabbit yesterday,
I’ll have mouse today.”

Short Crazy poem by Caitlin Rimmer| Details | |

GOING HALLOWEEN HAIKU CRAZY

Halloween is here,
a costume and candy cheer,
frights and scares are near.

Short Crazy poem by Gregory Golden| Details | |

Crazy Kittens

Black white tiger stripes
A quilt of crazy kittens
Yearn to make mittens

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Wolf Say

What does the wolf say?
“That sly old fox outsmarts me
every damn time.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Cat Say

What does the cat say?
“That damn dog is getting on
my very last nerve.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Sound Sleeper

He was sound asleep.
A worm crawled out of his ear.
That was real creepy.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Funny Animals

Pack rats are hoarders.
Loopy rabbits hop a lot.
Silly skunks spray stink.

Short Crazy poem by Sue Mason| Details | |

Cell Phones

People who talk to
themself were called crazy once.
Now, they are just rude.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Mouse Say

What does the mouse say?
“Okay! This is not funny!
Who put this trap here?”

Short Crazy poem by SillyBilly theKidster| Details | |

Women Are Crazy

Women Are Crazy Beyond Compare,
but admittedly it is men who drove them there.

Short Crazy poem by Joseph Silva| Details | |

#1

Smoking will kill you!

Gone crazy waiting for death

Ill take the filter

Short Crazy poem by James Foulk| Details | |

Shopping Malls

Shopping malls, where
people gather,
shop, then go
    crazy.

wrote 9-9-08

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Maniac Jack

Fatty Jack
Is a maniac.
He ate a turd
From a sick bird.
That’s a sad fact.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Curse The Devil

Curse the damn Devil,
he is a forked tongue jerk off
out to steal your soul.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Negative Absurdities

You can’t hug a bug.
You can’t grapple with King Kong.
You can’t eat snot fast.

Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

BABY CRYING

am not lazy
it drove e crazy
and not lying
to hear here and near
BABY CRYING

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Beware The Skunk

Foam came from Pete’s mouth,
with a skunk biting his butt;
rabies on the run.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Night Watchman

Not on my watch man!
No streaking! Put your clothes on!
That’s perverted dude!

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Coo-Coo Ca-Ca Chu

Coo-Coo Ca-Ca Chu!
That means a bird’s crapped on you!
That’s not nice at all!

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