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Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Spanglish Forrest Gump

Rapido Stupido

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Pig Kissing Contest Footle

Never
Ever!

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Occasional Protection Footle

Random
Condom

Short Crazy poem by Jimmy Vasquez| Details | |

Kiss to Bitterness

 UNSUPPORTED CODE

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Foul Ball Footle

Foul Ball . . .
. . . Spilled Beer

Short Crazy poem by atoybrown jin| Details | |

bamwar

????BAMWAR4.COM????????BAMWAR4.COM????

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Swift Exit Footle

Gun Drawn . . .
. . . I’m Gone


08/18/2014

Short Crazy poem by Karen Murphy| Details | |

Gossip

Goes

On

So

Stupidly

It's

Pathetic












Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Kook Say

What does the kook say?
“I am a talking head on
MSNBC.”

Short Crazy poem by Richard Lamoureux| Details | |

Cinquain Fifteen

Fifteen
not sixteen
longing for sweet
just one more year
waiting

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Uncle Joe

He’s Vice President!
He’s loco in the coco!
Uncle Joe Biden!

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Moonshine Jamboree

Moonshine Jamboree!
A country boy’s fantasy!
A redneck party!

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Zoological Obesity

Chubby fat hippo.
Big burly badass rhino.
Stout lout elephant.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Swan Say

What does the swan say?
“I am very elegant
as far as fowls go.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Delusional Obsession

Astounding Wonder!
Tears of Joy! Happy! Oh Boy!
Elvis is Alive!

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Loon Say

What does the loon say?
“I am a politician.
I screw the public.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Blood Moon Arising

Blood Moon arising!
Could it be a disguising
of the end of time?

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Truly Blind

She is a sweet girl.
He is a total asshole.
Love is truly blind.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

My Senator

He sucks.
He is nuts.
He is crazy.
He is my senator.
He sucks.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Bug Say

What does the bug say?
“Bug is a negative term.
I am an insect.”

Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

TALK TO YOURSELF

its you too
that has to do
and put thur
like no els
TALK
TO YOURSELF

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Skeeter Eater

The skeeter eater
is a right decent insect.
It eats the skeeters.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Rat Say

What does the rat say?
“Vote for me for Senator,
I am a good rat.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit

He drank too much beer.
He did not zip his zipper.
Nobody noticed.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Pig Say

What does the pig say?
“I am a little bit plump,
I am not chubby.”

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