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Short Crazy poem by Karen Murphy| Details |

Gossip

Goes

On

So

Stupidly

It's

Pathetic












Short Crazy poem by Samantha Wellman| Details |

CrAzY

Its CrAzY

How People

Get jealous

over stupid

little Things


Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details |

THIS MAN LAZY

he was my dream

mama he is mean

and acts crazy

THIS MAN LAZY


Short Crazy poem by FATHIMA DAWOOD| Details |

What goes around comes around

The crazy one, he knows

To whom woe befell

Unlucky liar he was


Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details |

DON'T BE LAZY

try to get by
its a lie
to just die
your not crazy
DON'T BE LAZY


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Uncle Joe

Hes Vice President!

Hes loco in the coco!

Uncle Joe Biden!


Short Crazy poem by chris bowen| Details |

bowling alley haiku

pin's drive me crazy

the ten pins lazy.go down

let lying around


Short Crazy poem by karen croft| Details |

so wanting

so crazy in love
wanting so much for you to 
love me the same way


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Zoological Obesity

Chubby fat hippo.

Big burly badass rhino.

Stout lout elephant.


Short Crazy poem by Anthony Slausen| Details |

myku

the cat acts crazy,
because its read your mind
think like a flower


Short Crazy poem by jun-jun villanueva| Details |

' FIRST LOVE '

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"LOVE"
When it
Hits you back
Leave you crazy -
" FELL".


Short Crazy poem by Jacqueline Rodriguez| Details |

Time

Is it fast or slow?

Set or a crazy spiral, 

Does it really freeze


Short Crazy poem by Asif Andalib| Details |

Your naked beauty

Your naked beauty
Is like a sweet smelling rose
It drives me crazy


Short Crazy poem by Canny Amah| Details |

Our Do or Die Governance

a half-done soup

of demon-crazy convicts

with deceptive spoons!


Short Crazy poem by Jen H.| Details |

Crazy World

I live quite a lot

Oh, I love more then enough

In this crazy world


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Blood Moon Arising

Blood Moon arising!

Could it be a disguising

of the end of time?


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

My Senator

He sucks.

He is nuts.

He is crazy.

He is my senator.

He sucks.


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Truly Blind

She is a sweet girl.

He is a total asshole.

Love is truly blind.


Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details |

TALK TO YOURSELF

its you too
that has to do
and put thur
like no els
TALK
TO YOURSELF


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit

He drank too much beer.

He did not zip his zipper.

Nobody noticed.


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Fear The Water

Still waters run deep.

Stay out of the deep water.

Dont be stupido.


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Knothead

It fell from the sky.

I have a knot on my head.

Dead pigeon falling.


Short Crazy poem by Kileem Al Lishmiin| Details |

Oz stun

Oz stun
Holding shock
Second guessing
Warping window false sight
Nuts zo


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Superstition

I saw the man run.

He was chased by a black cat.

Superstitious fool!


Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details |

TOOTH ACHE

 am going crazy

make me feel lazy

for heavenske

i GOT A 

TOOTH ACHE


Short Crazy poem by Seeyam Brjmohun| Details |

Hazy Love

We both watched TV

Ate cream cakes and drank coffee

In love and Crazy


Short Crazy poem by Judy Konos| Details |

Going Crazy Hauki

Who appreciates 

Haiku the way nature meant

great poets intent 










Short Crazy poem by Gregory Golden| Details |

Crazy Kittens

Black white tiger stripes

A quilt of crazy kittens

Yearn to make mittens


Short Crazy poem by Caitlin Rimmer| Details |

GOING HALLOWEEN HAIKU CRAZY

Halloween is here,

a costume and candy cheer,

frights and scares are near.


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Sound Sleeper

He was sound asleep.

A worm crawled out of his ear.

That was real creepy.


Short Crazy poem by Sue Mason| Details |

Cell Phones

People who talk to

themself were called crazy once.

Now, they are just rude.


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Funny Animals

Pack rats are hoarders.

Loopy rabbits hop a lot.

Silly skunks spray stink.


Short Crazy poem by SillyBilly theKidster| Details |

Women Are Crazy

Women Are Crazy Beyond Compare,

but admittedly it is men who drove them there.


Short Crazy poem by Joseph Silva| Details |

#1

Smoking will kill you!



Gone crazy waiting for death



Ill take the filter


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Curse The Devil

Curse the damn Devil,

he is a forked tongue jerk off

out to steal your soul.


Short Crazy poem by James Foulk| Details |

Shopping Malls

Shopping malls, where

people gather,

shop, then go

    crazy.



wrote 9-9-08


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Negative Absurdities

You cant hug a bug.
You cant grapple with King Kong.
You cant eat snot fast.


Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details |

BABY CRYING

am not lazy

it drove e crazy

and not lying

to hear here and near

BABY CRYING


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Maniac Jack

Fatty Jack

Is a maniac.

He ate a turd

From a sick bird.

Thats a sad fact.


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Beware The Skunk

Foam came from Petes mouth,

with a skunk biting his butt;

rabies on the run.


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Night Watchman

Not on my watch man!

No streaking! Put your clothes on!

Thats perverted dude!


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Coo-Coo Ca-Ca Chu

Coo-Coo Ca-Ca Chu!

That means a birds crapped on you!

Thats not nice at all!


Short Crazy poem by kerrirose vaccaro| Details |

lies

eyes deskyies the lies with your mine 

, you get defined .cinside with crazy 

lies


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Ghastly Politicians

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi
are ghastly political hacks.
They make me want to puke.


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Hungry E T

E.T. landed in my yard this morning.

He asked me for a hot dog.

He took Fido away.


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Nobody Listens

I speak, but nobody listens to me.

They are too busy playing

their new video games.


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Silly Stupid Clown

I thought for sure I saw a clown today,
but I was told that it was
Senator Harry Reid.


Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details |

BABY CRYING

am not crazy
am not lazy
its got stop
or be block
am not lying
i can't stand
BABY CRYING


Short Crazy poem by Syamala Tadigadapa| Details |

Nuts

 Very nice, aren't they 
 How I love peanuts 
 Oh! They are just peas 
 OK, OK, I am nuts


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details |

Oh No You Didn't

Within the darken movie theater

Franklin started passing gas.

The usher shot his ass.


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