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Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Pig Kissing Contest Footle

Never
Ever!

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Spanglish Forrest Gump

Rapido Stupido

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Foul Ball Footle

Foul Ball . . .
. . . Spilled Beer

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Swift Exit Footle

Gun Drawn . . .
. . . I’m Gone


08/18/2014

Short Crazy poem by Karen Murphy| Details | |

Gossip

Goes

On

So

Stupidly

It's

Pathetic












Short Crazy poem by Samantha Wellman| Details | |

CrAzY

Its CrAzY
How People
Get jealous
over stupid
little Things

Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

THIS MAN LAZY

he was my dream
mama he is mean
and acts crazy
THIS MAN LAZY

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Uncle Joe

He’s Vice President!
He’s loco in the coco!
Uncle Joe Biden!

Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

DON'T BE LAZY

try to get by
its a lie
to just die
your not crazy
DON'T BE LAZY

Short Crazy poem by FATHIMA DAWOOD| Details | |

What goes around comes around

The crazy one, he knows
To whom woe befell
Unlucky liar he was

Short Crazy poem by chris bowen| Details | |

bowling alley haiku

pin's drive me crazy
the ten pins lazy.go down
let lying around

Short Crazy poem by karen croft| Details | |

so wanting

so crazy in love
wanting so much for you to 
love me the same way

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Zoological Obesity

Chubby fat hippo.
Big burly badass rhino.
Stout lout elephant.

Short Crazy poem by jun-jun villanueva| Details | |

' FIRST LOVE '

"LOVE" When it Hits you back Leave you crazy - " FELL".

Short Crazy poem by Anthony Slausen| Details | |

myku

the cat acts crazy,
because its read your mind
think like a flower

Short Crazy poem by Canny Amah| Details | |

Our Do or Die Governance

a half-done soup
of demon-crazy convicts
with deceptive spoons!

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Swan Say

What does the swan say?
“I am very elegant
as far as fowls go.”

Short Crazy poem by Asif Andalib| Details | |

Your naked beauty

Your naked beauty
Is like a sweet smelling rose
It drives me crazy

Short Crazy poem by Jacqueline Rodriguez| Details | |

Time

Is it fast or slow?
Set or a crazy spiral, 
Does it really freeze

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Truly Blind

She is a sweet girl.
He is a total asshole.
Love is truly blind.

Short Crazy poem by Jen H.| Details | |

Crazy World

I live quite a lot
Oh, I love more then enough
In this crazy world

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

My Senator

He sucks.
He is nuts.
He is crazy.
He is my senator.
He sucks.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Loon Say

What does the loon say?
“I am a politician.
I screw the public.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Blood Moon Arising

Blood Moon arising!
Could it be a disguising
of the end of time?

Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

TALK TO YOURSELF

its you too
that has to do
and put thur
like no els
TALK
TO YOURSELF

Short Crazy poem by Dennis Rarick| Details | |

Facebook

Friends

Acting

Crazy

Everyone

Being

Of

One

Kind

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Pig Say

What does the pig say?
“I am a little bit plump,
I am not chubby.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Rat Say

What does the rat say?
“Vote for me for Senator,
I am a good rat.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit

He drank too much beer.
He did not zip his zipper.
Nobody noticed.

Short Crazy poem by Kileem Al Lishmiin| Details | |

Oz stun

Oz stun
Holding shock
Second guessing
Warping window false sight
Nuts zo

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Superstition

I saw the man run.
He was chased by a black cat.
Superstitious fool!

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Fear The Water

Still waters run deep.
Stay out of the deep water.
Don’t be stupido.

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Knothead

It fell from the sky.
I have a knot on my head.
Dead pigeon falling.

Short Crazy poem by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr| Details | |

TOOTH ACHE

 am going crazy
make me feel lazy
for heavenske
i GOT A 
TOOTH ACHE

Short Crazy poem by Michael Miers| Details | |

blood in stool

the old brick is dead
tuck the morkin, shoot the dog
voiceless memories

Short Crazy poem by Lyric Man| Details | |

BEIJING

Beijing pollution 
Like nothing I've ever seen
Pray for the people!


Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

Why Does The Ape Dance

Why does the ape dance?
Because he has a hot date
with a chimpanzee. 

Short Crazy poem by Junior Hayes| Details | |

Spider

Spider curls up dead
Life has been stomped out of it
I know the feeling

Short Crazy poem by Seeyam Brjmohun| Details | |

Hazy Love

We both watched TV
Ate cream cakes and drank coffee
In love and Crazy

Short Crazy poem by Judy Konos| Details | |

Going Crazy Hauki

Who appreciates 
Haiku the way nature meant
great poets intent 





Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Elf Say

What does the elf say?
“Santa Claus is a great boss.
He hired Mini Me.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Skunk Say

What does the skunk say?
“Stink is sweet perfume to me
so get over it.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Jerk Say

What does the jerk say?
“Why did you marry that witch?
She is so ugly!”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Fox Say

What does the fox say?
“I had rabbit yesterday,
I’ll have mouse today.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Witch Say

What does the witch say?
“I ride around on a broom
just because I can.”

Short Crazy poem by viviane leite| Details | |

575

Had this crazy  thought
The one thing I keep seeking
Is found when I stop

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Dog Say

What does the dog say?
“I chase my own tail because
it looks delicious.”

Short Crazy poem by Gregory Golden| Details | |

Crazy Kittens

Black white tiger stripes
A quilt of crazy kittens
Yearn to make mittens

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Butt Say

What does the butt say?
“Do not sit on me fatso,
it makes me real sore.”

Short Crazy poem by Jerry Stevenson| Details | |

What Does The Moose Say

What does the moose say?
“No, I’m not an ugly deer.
I’m not Bullwinkle.”

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