Schmaltz Poems - Poems about Schmaltz

...I freely admit I love classical music, And please don't think me a snob If I keep my composure When I mention composers As Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, and Schumann, And not Ludie, or Wolfie,......Read the rest...

...Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!? Once upon a time yours truly did allow himself to consume anything in sight eats of mine in the mein included an assortment of chow. Impossib......Read the rest...

...Moments in feathers fly Every step accelerates, ground shakes Minutes of privy reply On depth of iced sunny flakes Retreat uplifts, freely brakes Yakitori and ale served without blunder Lane of......Read the rest...

...Bartender Oh Bartender (a stout rendition of O Captain! My Captain! Perfect rhythmic rhyme with tonic when the doth ale). Mine eyes espy the glory per the ending of another work day beckon B......Read the rest...

...Little Zoom a very white mouse, who lived in a humongous house, single and without any spouse; but he loved Strauss, but he loved Strauss. Though he tried to learn how to waltz, alw......Read the rest...

...Meghan and Harry So, Meghan and Harry appeared on the unelected queen of America´s Oprah, last night. Banality swam in a sea of phoney weeping. Harry, the prince, when not feeding, the chicken......Read the rest...

...I used to be ashamed to say that I once wrote for a rather large company, the kind the likes to print up greeting cards, and for some reason, make Christmas movies. Now this caused much conster......Read the rest...

...Serene heart waves submerging deep, a book, Dwelling in some lyrics mellifluous, manifesting A deep insight of my self composed song, Shimmying from my significant nook To create the music with m......Read the rest...

...Pickled ham and pickled beef Cause weak stomachs too much grief Did you know they pickle cherries Grandma ate some; said three Hail Marys In glass jars, store pickled tomatoes Do not try......Read the rest...

...headland harbored primitive biota abut mint for exotic sole terrain sustaining sole terrain sustaining seeds, spores, spermatozoa, ova seeds, spores, spermatozoa, ova , et cetera gut preserv......Read the rest...

...NO LUNGFULS OF HOPE In the beginning, you are uttering sugary words Words that surprisingly became schmaltz for me And I used to believe them Cos I was lame back then Your slippery mouth tha......Read the rest...

...SENSE OF UNIVERSAL CREATIVITY CONCEPT BEYOND COSMIC CREATURES REVIEW. WHY, HOW, WHEN, WHO DESIGNED THE SYLLOGE KNOW HOW CREATOR ONLY KEN. OBVIOUSLY, SINCE INCEPTION OF MACROCOSMOS INFINITY TIMES L......Read the rest...

...page turning suspense filled the vaulted sepulchral air ushering the veiled spouse to be while afar off trumpets did blare (arranged by the well known matchmaker Harriet Kuritsky) creating ......Read the rest...

...page turning suspense filled the vaulted sepulchral air ushering the veiled spouse to be while afar off trumpets did blare (arranged by the well known matchmaker Harriet Kuritsky) creating ......Read the rest...