Kidding Poems - Poems about Kidding

... So, can you afford this place by yourself? Yeah, I did the maths. ­Okay, I’ll take the washing machine, you take the couches. You're kidding, the washing machine was a pre......Read the rest...

...It's because of ya ya ya you I'm ashamed to be wa wa wa white Don't be sus sus sus suprised If I don't fa fa fa forgive you or f f f fight All I can sa sa sa say is ga ga ga go castrate yourself ......Read the rest...

...Cats are quite intelligent although their brains are small, instinct and intuition guides them all.. Please choose a name that is quite fitting, not "snowball" or "blackie". You've got to be kid......Read the rest...

...Helen’s blind date had told her about his watermelon car. She thought he was kidding, but he had gone too far. He arrived to pick her up and she laughed until she cried. Blind date ended up leavin......Read the rest...

... Seems our love is destined to be Exclusively a cerebral affair A long distance love but oh so deep Sweet words of affection we share It's almost enough, who am I kidding It will ne......Read the rest...

...Like a little fur in my Mexican cocoa said my old grandma She is not kidding yelled out my ornery Grandpa Pa. Saw a furry creature sitting in her cocoa cup. He did not care at all, did not even tr......Read the rest...

... Finishing his last sip of tea, Sam said to Susan, "I don't think that they were expecting us, But I can't believe they left the windows down. Busy with the sweetest tea she ever had, Susan di......Read the rest...

...Preaching to the choir one more like will do Beating the last dying horse postings stay as new I’ll read yours if you’ll read mine lined up in the queue I’ll say yes if you agree — who is kidd......Read the rest...

...You first I offered. The rugged two-hundred-and-sixty-pound guide stared at me. You are kidding, right? We had stopped in front of a cave opening. It’s spring. Bears would not be in there now, ......Read the rest...

... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......Read the rest...

...Brazilians put green peas on their pizzas you know yuck said my unworldly friend, whose cheeks were aglow crazy since he is German and they put tuna on their crust I rolled my eyes at his bigotry,......Read the rest...

...Date: April 2051 Damian Molly Continuation Dolly and Molly had a plan to complete Their exploration before the trip home In another two days, Molly reported This to Damian. As they comfort......Read the rest...

...I am off to join the carnival Can I go, Mom? Can I go? No, honey, you have to stay here. Learn to cook. Sweep the floor. It is so much fun! I run from the house, wearing my favorite tutu I......Read the rest...

...My dog looks at me, don’t wanna know what he’s thinking missing one testicle now, 'thanks to me'. I offer him a treat a reward a bribe if you will to forgive and forget, but. He turns his hea......Read the rest...

...Panda took a bite of the new bamboo It was fresh and green, but there was a goo What kind of crud is this? He asked sky of blue Sky laughed at his consternation, wouldn’t you? “This new bamboo ......Read the rest...