Horny Poems - Poems about Horny

...Oh the fatal moment of us That enticing eyes and broad thighs The soft voluptuous round lips The soft garden in the front - 38 The stylish back well formed You are the epitome of gorgeousness......Read the rest...

...If lesser chimps bow, trail alpha male’s tail, A filly fawns on husky horny stags, Show willing hinds to a dominant male, And paupers if please podgy money-bags, Man, an attired ape, bows to......Read the rest...

...Sally's Valentine Valentine's Day awoke Sally's devil The horny one went to town to revel She barhopped easy streets In need of finding sweets That night she smiled her high sugar level c......Read the rest...

...Adolescent infatuations...never consummated Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; ......Read the rest...

...Fancy a quickie Scuse me my darlin’ I notice you smilin’ Obviously enchanted by me?? Well i’m exhilerated to say….. Its valentine…s day! And im horny as horny can be! The name is Peter! ......Read the rest...

...WILD IS THE TALE OF THE WEST Wild is the tale of the West, Wicked foe put a living soul to rest. Wasted woes was what we witnessed. Held by the hair, he used her head to get a head while h......Read the rest...

...love, spring, and death it was spring, late April, snow thawed and sun-warmed winter cold faces, I was 18 and in love the object of my desire was a bit older than me, (which my mother never fai......Read the rest...

...Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two fifty don't tell me they went up for water! Georgie Porgie kissed the girls and made them cry, now he ha......Read the rest...

... “Ten Years, Somewhere in their Lost Neighbourhood” Of course, he said, like a god, there is no course, one must simply go with the flow the penumbra stands waivering its ......Read the rest...

...Impossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed... Oddly enough even when frolicking in the autumn mist with seasoned super tramping cheaply tricked out goo goo dolls some resemb......Read the rest...

...Stricken with turbulence at about seventy two inches Yours truly issuing a deafening rebel yell bursting forth with such might courtesy cooking under pressure analogous to volcanic upswell, fo......Read the rest...

...Away at the drug store no condoms I see I need some protection to stop pregnancy My girlfriend’s so horny wants sex night and day I’d never refuse her a roll in the hay! I’ll......Read the rest...

...Animal Poems II These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel. Ballade of the Bicameral Camel by Michael R. Burch There once was a camel who loved to hump. Pleas......Read the rest...

...I wish I didn't suck at telling her how overwhelmingly strong I feel I wish sometimes I wasn't so blunt, offensive, and abrasively real I wish I knew the words to secure her entire weary heart I w......Read the rest...

...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI On the Horns of a Dilemma (I) by Michael R. Burch Love has become preposterous for the over-endowed rhinoceros: when he meets the right miss how the hell c......Read the rest...