Hee Haw Poems - Poems about Hee Haw

...M-me S-stranger M-watt he say dat vogonese b-4 he flu away deep-sea me, deep-sea me thot dat at lease i new vogonese hee-haw-why-yen me knot no vogonese under-neat da kokomo tree thot i......Read the rest...

...Om Ostrich inherited Uncle Hillard’s hat with the onyx jewel. We were surprised for Om never followed any kind of rule. He was Hillard’s favorite, of course, said great aunt Crown. Hillard was a ......Read the rest...

...what’s my sign what a fool ‘kick my behind’ they thought me a tool scalped by the scalpel forsooth the sore truth the eyesore galoot the prophecy foretold a......Read the rest...

...Hee-Haw was a Donkey misappropriated as a laugh Joe Biden was his godfather oops ~ My bad, Joe's gaffe......Read the rest...

...My losing struggle with not so easy "chair" buoyed me aloft beyond outer limits of the twilight zone where dark shadows lurked along green acres creating hee haw sounds. Aforementioned adve......Read the rest...

...Mom drives us to our Auntie’s farm so we can run and play. She thinks it will be no harm for us to spend the day. Muriel Mule sings hee-haw, and we all clap our hands. It was fun to laugh a......Read the rest...

...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber... just jabbering gibberish (A - J) Again, another awkward ambitious arduous attempt at alphabetically arranging atrociously ambiguously absolutely asinine ......Read the rest...

...I will sing with you an unfamiliar voice said. Did the corn know how to talk? Cow felt a touch of dread. Was it a ghost? A gremlin? A witch: A ghoul? I’m right here said Sid scarecrow. Don’t be a ......Read the rest...

... Hee haw, hee haw, yo I’m Bill from Arkansas, I don’t know why y’all are so mad at me for. That woman, Miss Lewinsky, sure stained my Presidency and now she won’t blow my nut sax ......Read the rest...

...'Hullaballoo,' 'Hee-Haw' too Laughter and singing canned ~ wear a headband......Read the rest...

...If horses Had voices They would yell Hee Haw! But that's the cowboys atop their backs Releasing them from their corrals-stalls Galloping away As they sway Yippee ki-yay Horses......Read the rest...

...hear the groan of an old man getting up from his chair hear the rumble of a hungry tummy hear the clink sound of a glass toast hear the click sound of the light being turned on and off hear the h......Read the rest...

...I like the swings. I swing highly and say “ Hee-Haw”! That’s how I sharpen the saw, I love to sing. My voice ring, ring, rings. Singing is how I sharpen the saw. I came. I saw. I conquered.......Read the rest...

...Hee Haw, I Cried By Sy Roth With a mulish hee haw, I wrap myself in my own divine comedy. Commedia dell’arte path For a blind mercenary of his own fate. An ormolu wonder stood before me-......Read the rest...

...I had a little burro I made it out of clay And when I put its teeth in My burro, it could bray Hee-haw hee-haw hee-haw My burro, it would say Honkity honk-honk honk-honk When......Read the rest...