Fat As A Cow Poems - Poems about Fat As A Cow

...The sun so joyfully smiling, Upon my pain filled ankles and legs! Well, better this than sucking beer From cold, beer kegs. I am blessed to take care of my body, And no longer, fat like a cow......Read the rest...

...Our country is turning to . And not like a pretty that your pet cat hid pretty well in his litter box No. A Big Fat Obvious Odorous Cow , The kind you can smell driving up the gravel road almos......Read the rest...

...Moved to Nene house thought it was a nice place At first it all seemed kind of great Got along with people Turns out they were snakes Smoked bud, sniffed crack Lost control of life Shagged ......Read the rest...

...Oh, I can’t believe who I now see. Is that really you my dear Stephanie? You have changed so much in such a short time. Right now, you appear absolutely sublime! Remember that jerk in our high schoo......Read the rest...

...Remember that jerk in our high school homeroom? He was the one who always called you “Boom-Boom”. He kept saying you were a fat and ugly cow. Wait until he sees what you are looking like now. H......Read the rest...